@amblito: I thought it was becasue there are not enough petrol stations between Chipping Campden and London to get there and the thing is so wide he got stuck on Hammersmith Bridge and caused a 3 mile tailback.

@SeanKHotay: I don't know about that the usual comment after a TVR slot is along the lines of 'watch as bits fly off as you drive down the road' Or JC - "And how many times did it break down?" Hammond - "**cough**4**cough but..."

@jbownsabmw: Yeah, it worries me that they are going to run out of ideas and the already tired stuff is just gonna get punted out every week, god forbid I have to watch '5th Gear' to get my fix, either that or MenandMotors nooooooooooooo.

@LeftyRighty: How about using less really cheap plastic on the inside?

Aw Sh1t, I went away this weekend and missed an opportunity to get in on the BMW driver hating! But then again, I was taught never to take the piss out of the retarded.

You ever seen a British summer? Pick a day.

At 6 seconds to go it turns a corner, notice the wonky rear bumper - Yep that was standard, lol.

Ford Granada - Happy Days, till Mum put it through a garden fence and got a Ford Capri. But then my mum did drive like she was a stunt driver for the Sweeney when I was a kid. But the Capri, which was shite, was replaced with a 'Ford Escort Mexico' - Now that was a proper FORD.

Def the Suzuki?,your sure it's not that Renault from yesterday or the (insert manufacturer here)? - More tupperware!

Soap Dodge(r)

Dodge TH15

@ethermal: What's not to get? It's a B M W, it's not the car it's the tossers that drive them. No denying they build a good car, it's just..... Well, having a BMW means you are licenced to carry 4 passengers not to sh1t in the street, you have your own in car radio you do not need to drive so far up my arse that you…

I was only doing 70mph officer.

@layabout: To be precise the best roads are in the Lake District just as long as your mate is in the car in front with a Walkie Talkie to tell you it's all clear. Did you see that Top Gear, man did they get that "Best Road" so very wrong.

@P161911: I rekon it's a bloody close call but if the 2 were parked next to each other which one would you have to wipe the droll off of?

Alfa 156 Sportwagon mates with Vauxhal Astra.

Refined Elegance? What, they put wheels on tupperware and you want to call it refined elegance.

I rather think the Porsche Engineers giggled like school girls, got the GT2 out of the garage and showed this guy the way home.

@SCROGGS!: hahaha, thank you.

Couple of things I see here that are rubbish.