OK, what I know, G/f’s brother in law spent the day breaking a sales mans arm and bought a second hand one for about £12,000.00 it was only 2 years old........the depreciation on these things is stupid. Anyway the car, the ride was as smooth as silk, NO noise AT ALL, double glazing, thick, thick leather on everything,…

Oh, so you want to Citroen eh?

White wall tyres, powder blue. Take my money, just take it.

Is that an Eagle Speedster I spied? Shall I compare thee to a Summers day, thou art more lovely.......just take my money!!

Very sorry my mistake it was Peugeot, 1934 601 could have sworn it was a Citroen Traction Avant! Typical I moan about always pending and then go and get it wrong when I get approved! D’oh. I had a citroen where the centre of the wheel stayed still and just the wheel turned round it, that was very bizarre and took a…

.......I didn’t just mean steering wheels, dash, hard top convertible etc. Rule of thumb if it’s mental and far too far ahead of it’s time Citroen already tried it lol.

Stolen from Citroen. I could actually write that against every single one, but whats the point my comments never make it past ‘pending’.

Camping, thats a sport right? item 271843962710

Beaulieu -The number 1 is Beaulieu just as anyone who has never owned an Alpha isn't a proper petrolhead anyone suggesting it isn't Beaulieu is a bumb ass.

Ivory Towers much? In the UK it's the youth market thats driving the Blackberry, all the schools have wi-fi coverage, the WEP key gets out (far too easily) and all the little dirt bags spend the time they should be studying on BBM, it's free unlike the text message limit a lot of the lower end contracts have and here…

No, just no. The most British of vehicles, the one we have all travelled in at some point in time in our lives, and I mean everybody on this Isle, is - The one and only Ford Transit Van, it's as British as a shag behind the bike sheds, fish and chips and bad teeth.

I had a friend of a friend got one of these for his 21st, his was white also. The panels looked awfully flimsey, there was no throat to the exhaust, he drove it to the pub and we all laughed at it and he got very upset and went home without even having a drink. He sold it soon after and bought a Peugoet 205 GTI that…

johnnyabnormal you're coming accross as a troll, an educated troll but a troll nevertheless.

To each their own, and I'm glad it's so, if we all liked the same things we'd have nothing to talk about.

10.) Meh

Yep, this past weekend I needed to get the kids back to their mother on time or she threatend no more kids or at the very least she'd piss me about to make her 'point', so I made sure we left early.

You drive drunk you're a twat, you kill someone; while driving drunk, you deserve anything and everything anyone throws at you.

2CV - Brilliant yet shit.

Sales Guy "So hey wanna try our new payment method? Just tap your phone/card here, it's NFC."

E-Type Jag. Thanks for playing tho.