Jesus, what an entertaining trainwreck.

I always thought of it as a sitcom, with Eddie Jordan as the wacky dad trying to keep his weird sons in line, only DeShawn’s invited his pal Soulja over to talk shit to the toughest kid in the neighborhood.

Still wish it’d ended a little more gently, instead of being cancelled…

I make myself a smoothie 6/7 mornings a week (Saturdays are for unhealthy things), and even though I make the same damn smoothie with the same damn ingredients EVERY SINGLE TIME, I can never get the proportions right so that I make the perfect amount of smoothie with no wasteful leftovers. Ever. There’s always like…

Seemed to me that Sterling shoved Van Dijk over after his attempted clearance, which is why he couldn’t get back. So I think that and the overturned goal cancelled each other out.

Absolutely. Perhaps not the one I would have chosen, but despicable is not an unfair word for it.

I have frequently sung along to rap songs. I still manage to skip saying that word.

Is it just me or does no one really talk about Bill Russell’s career until he joined the Celtics? I feel like we don’t hear enough about USF’s title.

As a Pats fan, I really wanted both of these to look dicey on replay. As a human being with functioning eyes and brain, both of them were unquestionably catches. The broadcasting crew seemed to want to create drama, but (and this is especially true with the Ertz play), those plays resulted in catches by any measure.…

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I mean, they’re all good. But you can’t beat “bereft on the terf.” Good on ya.

i can’t help but think that Russell Westbrook answers the question “what if Steve Smith had played basketball instead of football?”

I am certain that the biggest contributing factor to this is a lack of education about sexual and relationship dynamics.

I wish we could all stop and look at all of the responses and see what’s really going on:

I like the idea that our morality is shifting away from this, because even as a man, I dislike the notion that sex is predicated on overcoming a woman’s resistance. This is an actual conversation I’ve had:

“I just want to point out what happened after the Music City Miracle.”

Yes, JUGs machines exist for soccer balls.

So no one decided to fact check that a having your shot blocked DOES count as a missed field goal attempt?

Best age for your team to win a title: 21

I was at this game and it was the first ever EPL match I’ve attended (living in NYC makes that sort of thing difficult.)

Like 10 years ago I was having a morning quickie with my girlfriend. She wanted me to give her a facial so when I was close I pulled out and came...all over the face of our 6 month old kitten, who awoke from a nap due to the commotion and came over to the bed to investigate what was going on.

I have some friends who always pick up the check, well, b/c they’re loaded. I have other friends who always seem to get out of paying their share of the tip when we get one check and split it up with cash. And I have other friends who seem so oblivious to the hassle that they will ask to split apps and drinks amongst…