Someone obviously has not gone through the 1.5 final years of their first marriage

Great. First you forced soccer down our throats, now you’re making us learn about cricket. #MAGA!

Found Bill Simmons

That’s also because life is HARD. Imagine coming from a family where you have nothing. Literally $15 to your checking account, start college, take out loans because they “make too much” but that too much is actually just enough to pay bills and maybe tuck a little away for savings (but not enough for retirement), and…

This is good boy kinja

I think you’re heavily underrating the Mike D’Antoni/ Andy Reid playoff correlation currently happening since approximately y2k

I like his innovation but it feels like he’s fighting 4 on 5

Extra wake up jolt if they can figure out a way for the water pressure to rapid-extend the inner xenomorph jaw

He is referring to the Japanese lettuce test as refferred to in Days Of Thunder. I wish I was making this up.

Way to blow it. Sometimes the line can be as thin as a credit card and you might as well just roll up a hundred dollar bill

More like UGONE qb, amiright guys

I heard they have the meats

Has anyone checked on Drew recently?

Did you really wait 57 days to deliver this mild burn?

I want to include my ex-wife’s name, but I feel that her bitter cold heart may freeze the sun

Awww who’s a good app

Let’s say you are one of the lucky ones who graduated college but your parents, who are paycheck to paycheck on the mortgage in the upscale neighborhood and your private school tuition (because crime is too awful in the city and violence+drugs are a bad thing for youths), made too much to qualify for federal grants…

As a maaaaaaaasive movie torrenter (or pirate if you want to get all eye patch and peg-leggy) of the millenial group - I pay for Amazon music and Spotify (because work blocks Spotify and Apple/ iTunes domains. Music is worth $120 a year - no more/no less. Too much is available to consider, and not enough is quality. I…

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