Ha nice joke moran

First Lidge, now Verlander? How many souls can Pujols do his best to claim his face on Mt. Shang Tsung-More?

Get it the right way

The Denton East high school team would wipe the floor with the Texans using JJ Watt grit juice in the mop bucket

I would hate to see the ensuing fight between these two for the last pair of pleated khakis at Kmart

Dad joke kinja about cats is wildly underrated. More stars!

Solid Kinjanomics 101 right here boys and girls

Andrew Luck is the most accomplished mouth breather in sports

Ugh. Academia is the worst. They live on the thrones of their own clouds and let everyone else know it.

It’s going to be really awkard when he’s traded straight up for Melo, Melo does overrated Melo things and the Cavs get the 7 seed and knocked out in the first round, and LeBron sucker punches Melo on the banana boat

I lived in Texas. No one gets filled with bullets and your entire state is just a bunch of blow-hard douche bags. My native Chiraq would mess with Texas and come back for seconds.

This is such a heavily underrated comment. It deserves more stars and should be the very first sentence of this article.

You leave Jon Bon Jovi out of this!

Ahh the ol’ Sex Cannon himself, Sexy Rocksy Grossman

$7,500 for a 189,000 miles anything is, as the kids say now-a-days, a dumb idea

This is an accurate take. She is, as the kids say nowadays, a dumb-dumb.

How often do you yell at the whippersnappers to get off your lawn?

The Logo once again outsmarts Doc Rivers. Shocking.

Good Kinja. Great Kinja. I know a lot of good Kinjas and this one is the best.

Not enough stars because we all forgot how great that song was in college