Contrary to popular belief, the laws of physics isn’t one of them.

Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize Barack Obama is a card-carrying member of the Writer’s guild.

How soon before one of them shoots a passenger, or vice versa?

REWRITE

It's not like this thing is cheap. If you want an inexpensive EV, you can still get the Bolt through the end of the year and the Blazer next year. You have choices. 

If only she could put this kind of energy into combating gun violence.

Thanks to some fuck who tried cheating the government by getting reimbursed for flights he booked (but never mentioned that he cancelled), I have to provide a copy of the boarding pass with every travel claim. So I want my damn paper tikets.

If the prosecution wants to secure a conviction, they need to call a Marine martial arts instructor to testify as an expert witness.

... of the world as we know it. 

Ah, the ol’ Michael Kane negotiation technique. Gets him every time. 

You put video games up there with gas and rent.

It also has center mounted gauges, which disqualifies any car from being considered beautiful in my book. 

Yes you do. Your choice is whether to buy or not. Why plop down $70 for a mediocre product that’s going to leave you complaining endlessly about it online?

Toyota’s pragmatism would be a lot more convincing if they weren’t holding firm to that hydrogen fuel cell pipe dream.

It’s always been from what I remember, especially the cosplaying “operators” who slap ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ stickers all over them.

Why should I? You can't even define it yourself. 

Wokeness

You forgot about “Neutron” Jack Welch, who was crafty enough to run GE into the ground, make out with his golden parachute, and let his successor take the fall for all of it.

What’s the over/under on her carrying his baby by the end of the year?