I think the biggest issue is that they labeled it a C63 when it didn’t have a 6.3 liter engine.

He lives on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. "Less fortunate" is relative for them. 

I walk to work daily. It's a 25-minute walking commute for me. 

From the Jersey guys who have to pay that much for the Lincoln or Holland Tunnels or the GWB:  cry me a river. 

Reflective covers are useless and some will make it even easier for the cameras to read your plate. 

Meanwhile, NJ residents who have to pay that much just to cross one of the bridges or tunnels into Manhattan are rolling their eyes at this guy. 

It’s what the people wanted.

On one hand, that’s pretty nice of them.

With all due respect to Mr Lamar, I wholeheartedly disagree. I think the best Buick was the 1971 ‘Boat-tail’ Riviera.

I don’t recall this being an issue with 6,600 lb F250 Super Duty trucks....

Singer sells modified Porsche 911's. They may be heavily modified, but the still started their existence as 964's.

He could .. But he won't. Who are we fooling?

Depending on the state, the deer could’ve been protesting and blocking the street and you were exercising your rights to self protection. 

They can still get you on conspiracy. Having money change hands just makes for a stronger case.

You don't. You formulate an exit strategy. 

Carjacking has been a federal offense since the early 1990s. The fear was that it has turned rampant after criminals figured it was easy to yank some out out of a running car instead of trying to break into a parked one. 

We'll just deport them. 

250 miles. That's not much to ask. 

Filed to: No Shit Sherlock