I’m pretty sure that’s a disqualifier.

I was more curious about what this Twitch Deepfake Porn Scandal was about since I didn’t know there was a scandal. Instead it starts off on the assumption that I, the reader, knows who this streamer is. At the very least, it should be able to pin down what responsibility Twitch has in all of this, since their name is…

Me? Oh, I'm just a bill, sitting on Capitol Hill. 

We’re in a golden era of VFX. Can’t we hire sex performers and deepfake badgley into a sex scene?  I mean, the internet is already 10 steps ahead of Hollywood on this. 

Han is alive?....Again?

Just give the GOP more excuses to try and raise the voting age, why don’t you?

Put the kids up for adoption and get a Miata. 

You don’t need an article. You just need to tell them, “I’ve seen Line Goes Up and I don’t fucks with crypto.”

It says you’re poor.

Oh no.  We haven’t even touched those depths.

There’s some exasperated police captain throwing his hands in the air asking, “What do these blacks want?”

This former black cop is full of shit. There, I said it.

Ooh, extra salty! 

Feed me your salty tears.

If it’s not certified, then it’s level nothing.

That’s going to suck when a guy with a couple of bots snaps up all of the reservations in less than 5 minutes.

There’s a lot of people that live in an apartment. This cannot be ignored. 

Contract issues, but they’re still going to reimburse him? 🤔 They want that man to go away quietly.

Comforting to know that the gamma radiation won’t turn Australia’s fauna even more angrier and deadlier than it already is.

Giant ‘roo!