The Last of Us must be some hot garbage if this is what you came up with for the best video game adaptions.

Too bad that fool tried running them.

Not coincidence, that’s essentially every traffic attorney.

They’re already philosophizing, so it’s not that far of a stretch.

Time to cue up the Right Wing Outrage Machine

Which is why it can't be ignored. It's a self-amplifying echo chamber that inevitably leads to the type of violent rampages that people like Eliot Rodger, George Soldini, and Jake Davidson carry out when they realize that the world doesn't work like they think it should. 

They only want custody because it means they don't have to pay child support. 

THE Y CHROMOSOME IS DISAPPEARING!!!!!

It will be insufficient, because like the firing of the police chief in Uvalde, it's merely a feel good measure.  The people who are immediately responsible for a particular incident are held accountable, but nothing is being done to address the root cause. And the root cause is easily identifiable. 

IOW: I got mine, fuck you. 

Technically speaking, starving people don’t consume anything:

I'd like to live in a car free city, but The Rent Is Too Damn High

anything from gm. Every once in a while, you’ll hear a snarky comment about the Cadillac Cimarron, when was probably out of production be the time most people were born. 

Who the hell wants to live in the city?  It’s stupidly unaffordable, even in the bad parts of town.

That’s nice, but my boss doesn’t allow teleworking anymore.

They must be from Gen Z. You can tell because they’ve just discovered something that everyone else already knew.

Nothing changed with Toyota, in my opinion. I’ve long thought that they were playing us for fools. Sure, the Prius had excellent fuel economy, but it was only the Prius. Until recently, every other hybrid they produced barely topped 40mpg.

High probably that the call is coming from inside the house. 

When asked, the Marine simply replied, "I am Groot."