John Witherspoon dead.

Face eating leopards sentenced to eat more faces. 

Booooo!  WSJ is paywalled. 

I don’t feel bad for them at all. I’m highly confident that they had at least one person in their circle of influence that told them the same thing you told your friends: don’t fuck with crypto.

Sad is an understatement. She should've been up there with Gloria Gaynor and Donna Summer. 

Dear TERFs:

Nah, it’s going to suck because fans will demand Shelby vs Hellcat and are going to cry when Spielberg doesn't give them that. 

Because they’re the only ones who can stomach being in the same room with him.

Of course, it wouldn’t surprise me one bit when he gets tons of support from the Birther movement anyway.

Margot Robbie’s like, 96 in Hollywood actress years.

Very surprised it wasn’t four variations of a Skyline GT-R

A boat is what you call a ship to piss off a sailor.

I heard he and John Henry were BFF’s in middle school.

To be fair, even if you were wide awake and hopped up on four cans of Red Bull, staying in one of those narrow lanes would still be impossible.

I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices crying out, “Blue Lives Matter,” were suddenly silenced.

I think Dr. Bernard’s answer to every question should’ve been:

I mean, who’s better for investigating sexual assaults than the person who’s been accused of committing one?

TL:DR - Man discovers George Carlin.

The SuperCharger is value in itself. If GM ever did buy out Tesla, theyd probably wind down production of the vehicles and focus on the existing charging network.