Your system of pluses and minuses frightens and confuses me!

So wait, if San Francisco runs more than six different plays on offense, they have a chance to win?

This is the reason why most rape victims are afraid to come forward. Not only is the testimony painful and embarrassing to deliver, but the victim’s state of intoxication and trauma prevents the testimony from becoming damaging in court. Watch as this guy gets away with it.

+1 Royale with cheese

This is yet another example of the Donald’s unwavering patriotism. Because if it’s not baked, soggy, mass produced, and filled with GMOs, it’s not ‘Murican enough for his palate 

“And your issue is what, exactly?”

Nah, they just weren’t programmed to properly execute the Pittsburgh Left. It’s an art, not a science.

For some reason, I feel like this is a forgotten gem:

Christ, everyone knows that if sports were Game of Thrones, Boston would be the Dreadfort.

Don’t know what you’ve got, ‘til its gone.