Well, I know that I had never heard of Grimes before she started dating Elon Musk, so, you know, I guess she’s getting what she wants out of it, right? Lots and lots of attention. 

I would be more sympathetic to Grimes’s arguments if they weren’t an explicit admission of pay to play politics by an oligarch.

Yeah, I don’t really get how Grimes has become such an indie darling. She was a rich girl with extremely well connected parents and attended McGill for five years without completing her degree. Her DIY edginess is a total scam.

So essentially; Grimes (the character) is cool and awesome but unfortunately, Claire Elise Boucher is just another idiot.

1. That Sprouse and his lady friend look more like twins than he and his actual twin.

I wrote a paper once about how SiS is essentially Lolita without the rape.
It’s all about the idea of loving at something, rather than loving with someone.

If romcoms stopped making overcoming a woman’s sexual/romantic rejection as a plot point, I bet the genre would stop being terrible.

You are describing the plot of You’ve Got Mail.

I really wish we’d stop using Sleepless in Seattle as some great benchmark for Rom Coms. That film is about a man who ran a woman out of business and then spent the rest of the film doing tons of sneaky shit towards her in an effort to “woo” her. She ended up forgiving him because...love.

Wow, Magic Mike XXL comes out and Jezies are all hootn’ and hollern’. Maria has a guy bite her butt and all of a sudden we are in prudecity.com.

The John Mellencamp rule = half your age plus 7. Demi’s 55, so she can date anyone 34 or older without seeming creepy.

Yes, internet stranger, I clearly should have known that about you based on your two-sentence comment.

I don’t know what she took. But everything from cocaine to marijuana is often laced with fentanyl at this point. EMTs responding to an overdose are going to give Narcan as empiric treatment when they don’t know exactly what the patient may have ingested.

Tom Holland is adorable. He is the kind of cute I would have been awed by when I was a teenager

Actually, 1979 would’ve been “Death on the Nile” Maggie (as Bette Davis’ mannish lesbian traveling companion). In this context, your thought rather clicks...

Speaking of Lily James, when I read the review and got to Sheena’s line

I’m trying to think of the next band to get the Mamma Mia! treatment. They gotta be fun, lightweight and cheesy, almost camp. Certainly not critical darlings but a big enough, well-known catalog to make an entire movie.

Her absence was noticeable because every! other! line! of! dialogue! was whining about her being gone - although she’d theoretically been gone more than a year. Interestingly, Pierce Brosnan had the film’s singular moment of believable acting when discussing her death (Brosnan in real life, having lost both his first w…

Serious question. In terms of an “endorsement,” who does that picture capture other than people who would have otherwise voted for Cynthia Nixon? I feel “people who find Lena Dunham endearing” is totally surrounded by “people likely to vote for Cynthia Nixon” in the Venn diagram.

Lena Dunham is going to spend her whole life taking photos of herself in her underwear thinking she’s cute and edgy.