Alcohol and other depressants are supposed to be avoided by those suffering from depression, so I guess I could see how marijuana would play into that.

I was sitting here thinking I was crazy for thinking the same thing... I remembered the humor always being more “adult”.

I’m going to start my own blog where I say asshole things about what other assholes have to say about nice things other people do.

My pit is 35-40 lbs (pretty small as far as they go) and she needs to be near you but also needs, like, all the bed. So basically she’s using you as a pillow and is snoring away with legs everywhere.

Key Lime is my favorite. I’ll be right over.

I felt the same way. I know my body and I know what it’s going to look like in any of those dress styles. I tried 2 on and picked the second one. I’m not in love with it but I know I’m not going to find one I LOVE everything about. My mom and sister were like “Hey, that looks better than the first one and it’s your…

I go every 6 months. I have “abnormal” Pap smears and a teeny little tumor that causes an awful lot of pain for its size. It really sucks but it’s over fairly quickly. It helps that my doc is hilarious and also very kind. If you’re not comfortable with your doc find someone you are comfortable with. You’re not tied to…

THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS. bitch.

Tell her she better find someone else to drive the bridal party around because you’re all getting piss wasted after all the money and shit you’ve gone through. Also, a card is fine.

Word. I am having one “bridesmaid”, my soon-to-be stepdaughter. Granted she is 13-almost-14 but I am not making her mother or father pay for her dress. That seems unreasonable to me. I am, however, making her father pay for her hair and makeup because I can’t do it myself if he’s working all the time and can’t get her…

Same here. Had my fiancé’s aunt try to plan a shower for me. I’m only having 20 people total at my wedding- I’m not having a bunch of people buy me a gift if I’m not inviting them to my wedding.

The Charmin comment made me laugh out loud. Don’t care.

I think a reasonable accommodation would be, say, allowing you to take your break at 11 am instead of 12 pm so you can attend a service/pray/meditate/whatever. It’s not burdensome on your co-workers because everyone gets a break and it’s not burdensome on the company because they expect everyone to take a break.…

I wonder if she was reading her “book of foreign writings” and fussing with her “headdress” instead of doing whatever she was supposed to be doing while her co-workers did that portion of her job. That would be the only legit reason I can think of for that sort of information to be relevant to their complaint.

Thank you! My fiancé played at a festival last night. The rides were all shut down and it was essentially a beer and gambling tent at that point. I get that kids love to dance and listen to music too, but everyone is drunk and your kid is probably going to get stepped on or knocked over. Plus it’s waaaay past my…

I thought I was the only one who saw that!! She looked like she was getting ready to climb out the window and the other girl “helped” her out.

I have an Elvis snuggie and I am wearing it right now. Mine is way cooler looking than that one though.

AAAAAAAAWWWWWWW THE PUPPY LOVES HIM! This is so cute because 1) he is good with them and 2) puppies.

One of my dogs farts constantly too! She gets the walking farts, the stretching farts, pretty much anytime she moves she farts, like LOUD. They usually only stink when she’s sleeping, but they’re silent and they smell like something died.

A girl I work with has the same problem! She has some gastro issues, but I’m not sure exactly what though. She just kind of gurgles, ha.