Shuh-nees, I believe. Like Denise.

I was pretty young when I got my first tattoo and went to a place that was “great”. I was SUPER SCARED and the guy was a complete dick to me about it. I drew my own design which he made the stencil from. It took about 10 minutes and I asked my friend (through tears) if it looked good. The fucking asshole artist says…

Respect is a 2-way street, pal.

I’m glad you got some money at least!... I didn’t get anything (and wouldn’t) because he refused to work :(

I did “silk” flowers (more rubbery because they are calla lilies but whatever) and tied them myself. I watched a YouTube video on how to do it. It helps if you have some craft skill to begin with but it’s truly not hard, and if you find good fakes they look awesome and last forever.

I like your style!

I got tired of everyone telling me what kind of wedding I should have about .3 seconds into announcing our engagement. I announced that I was going to have a courthouse wedding because I was done with their shit and everyone got sort of upset.. So we decided on a sort of elopement.. We’re getting married on the other…

I think you’re doing this a little backwards... You decide how much you want to/can spend overall and try to find things that fit within that number. You don’t always find what you want within that number, so then you have to decide what “thing” is more important.

This is the first I’ve seen of a costume company donating partial proceeds to an organization so I guess they get a pass on creating another goddamn “sexy” costume.

My fiancé wants a husky. I don’t usually veto but I had to with that one. Not chasing it. Nope. Not gonna do it, and it will happen often.

YouTube is yo friend for handsy stuff. My fiancé is working all the fucking time so I just YouTube whatever needs to be fixed and I get that shit done because I have this much () patience.

I have a feeling he would be a-ok. The furniture would be really dusty and the floors would be really crumby, but the important shit would get taken care of.

This makes my skin crawl. I have “issues”.. because my sister and I had lice sooooo many times when we were kids. We had awesome thick hair that the other girls in school loved to play with and braid, hence the constant reinfection. My mom always got SO PISSED because those nit combs suck and it sucked when she had to…

I tried Julep nail polish a while back. My first shipment came with colors that weren’t advertised and a bottle that was completely dried out. I got a few more bottles and the quality was crap, despite what all those bloggers said. I will stick with Sally Hansen and Sinful Colors, thank you very much.

Gross.

Yep. Not once did they try to contact me to tell me they weren't going. I didn't think to ask since they wouldn't have access to their phones during the program. Then they both tried to blame it on the other, saying the other one said they were going to call me. My mom tried to apologize but then got mad at me when I…

I’m dying.The picture in my head in an old guy in a recliner saying “balling” and laughing like “he he he” like a dirty old man. Ha!

You don’t have to forgive him. It’s not a required response to an apology.

Mine isn’t a diamond either. It’s a large morganite and people mistake it for a diamond all the time. It usually goes like this:

I say “I’m too old for this shit” at LEAST 50 times a day. The majority of the time it’s when I have to bend a joint.