Agreed. I don’t have small boobs, per se, but they look small on me because I am all ass/belly/thighs.

I didn’t know that was a thing and now I don’t feel so weird about being all side boob... so thanks!

I used to think these were creepy af and- guess what!... they are more so now. Thank you.

My fiance is a baldy and I nag him to death about putting sunscreen on his head. It took one good burn-and-peel before he figured out that I know what I’m talking about sometimes.

I definitely had my involuntary disgusted/weirded-out face going on.

I feel like if it did anything for conservation, the numbers wouldn’t continue to decline.

I’m not at all saying she did do it, because I seriously doubt she did, but contraband is a real problem in jails. Also, people do stuff that shit up their you-know-wheres all the time while transporting it, because you never know when you might be pulled over. It’s also totally within the realm of possibility that…

New diet Pepsi tastes like fucking garbage. I need a new diet pop that isn't Mountain Dew or coke. Sad face.

My neighbor has someone living in his trailer. She was there last summer and moved somewhere for the winter. They are back this summer. I don’t know how I feel about it.

I love how she goes from “Shit, can I do this?” to “Oh shit! I got it!” to “Still classy, bitches.”

Mine was away on vacation last week. He calls and asks what I’m doing. I tell him I’m cleaning. No shit- he says “why? I’m not there to make a mess.” I know... Maybe the house will stay clean for more than 10 minutes!!!!!!

I get this from mine too. I’m like “You made the effort to push the drawer in halfway. The least you could do is PUSH IT ALL THE WAY IN. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????” He gets it from his parents.

I knew I had heard this argument before: http://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/14pdf…

Uh, who the fuck wants to be that close to a fucking shark? Get the fuck out of here.

I just feel SO bad for the girl. Having an affair with a celebrity who’s marriage is very well known to the public can be really tough sometimes. Bless her little heart.

That is, of course, if she were still alive to fight the charge of resisting/obstructing.

Is it not a violation of the 4th amendment to keep someone at a traffic stop longer than it takes to conduct the traffic stop? Like, I feel like I’ve heard that argument used in the case of stopping suspected drug traffickers. The police stop them for a civil infraction, call for a K9, and wait it out until the dog…

My fiance had kids with his ex. I get very jealous of the fact that even though his family all talks shit about her behind her back (because she is kind of a terrible person), they still say “I love you” to her and like all of her pictures of her other kids on social media and whatnot. She’s a nice person but isn’t…

I don’t care for Miranda Lambert’s music and I think Blake Shelton is a funny motherfucker. That said, who did not see this coming? He left his first wife for her and she was totally cool with that. She sings songs that make her sound completely wacky and he sings songs about other women. Sounds like a total fucking…

They could steal my pit bull mix, but she has seasonal allergies and yeasty ears, so she is a cranky little wench and gives absolutely zero fucks about it. I'm certain they'd pay me to take her back.