Can we add the ridiculous wedding party entrance? Like, “look dude, the girl you’re escorting is clearly not thrilled about doing the little dance number you guys planned, give it up and walk in with what’s left of your dignity. When they call your names, smile, wave, and have a fucking seat.”

You’d think the only reason to transport someone lying face down on a stretcher would be if they had injuries to the back side of their body. Obviously the best way to monitor someone’s breathing and to make sure their airway is clear is to be able to see their face; you know, the place where breathing occurs. You’d…

This story has nothing to do with this but it reminded me of a story my grandma told me. It was one of her earliest memories:

How do you find these websites? I do not understand internet shopping like I want to understand Internet shopping. I ask my friends, I google, I get nothing new and only my old tired favorite sites pop up. I want all the things!! But I can't find them :(

Mest. An ode to Milwaukee’s Best, the worst beer you’ve ever had, and you’ve had PBR.

OH SHE IS RESTING HER HEAD ON HER HAND AND THE LITTLE PINK PADS SHE IS THE CUTEST!

Why didn’t they put the dog down and send the, ahem, “sample” to the state? It seems very irresponsible to leave the dog in quarantine when it was surrendered to be euthanized. The staff still has to care for the dog while its in quarantine and you’re risking another person being bitten. Better to find out sooner…

They also don’t understand that those “no-kill” shelters often have animals for years on end because no one wants them and they end up “cage crazy” after being cooped up for so long, which is incredibly abusive and unfair to the animal as well (as far as I'm concerned.)

It does. She is extremely charming!

Like, they have nurses that work at the jail right? And doctors that they can call? Or EMS? Wouldn’t they be much more qualified to make that determination? I don’t understand this at all.

To be fair, they do routine checks about every 30 minutes or so at our local jail, which means going to every single individual and counting them as well as visually identifying them. They also change up their direction so the prisoners don’t catch on to the pattern. Still had a prisoner hang himself with a bedsheet…

(Please excuse the sad, despondent look. She is a bit dramatic and doesn't care for being photographed. Also pouting because she had to come inside because it's ungodly hot out.)

I have a pit mix who basically just looks like a miniature pit bull. She is the sweetest and funniest dog in the whole world and I’m crushed every time someone makes an ignorant comment about pit bulls. My dad asked me the other day at lunch “so, is that pit bull mean?” Ummm, you’ve met her dad. Did she tear your face…

Basically so that you don't give the dog away to someone else. I worked for our local animal control (so government, not private shelter) and we always suggested this to people. Some would bring them back and some would have the dog put down by their vet - both acceptable approaches.

My sister threatened me with this just yesterday. We are having a dinner and not full blown reception so joke’s on her. Bitch.

Yeah she's definitely adorable!

Not only are geese assholes, but goose poop causes swimmers itch... so be sure to shower off.

Please tell me how you did DNA testing for the dog. I would love to know what my pit bull/bull mastiff REALLY is, since she is obviously part pit and definitely not at all bull mastiff. Also, I love this idea for a show!

That's possible. This is the first I've heard of him so I have no idea. Just speculating.

Children are not allowed (in the state of Michigan) to decide whether or not they want visit their parent when a court orders parenting time. Until they reach the age of majority, it is NOT their decision. Their opinion MAY be consodered by the court, but children don’t get to make that decision. All of that being…