You’re wife didn’t bring it up again because she wants to know more. She wants to know if you’re trustworthy, and she thinks more information will help her know for sure.

This is by far— by FAR— the freakiest thing that has ever happened to me.

Early Fall 1974

My wife, my daughter and I noticed six lights in the sky over one of the Great Lakes around midnight a couple years ago. They slowly descended in pairs, one over top of another and initially would best be described as contained balls of fire. They slowly approached where we were over a period of about ten minutes and…

I served in the Navy from 96-00 on board a destroyer based in San Diego and did a couple West PAC tours to the persian gulf. I was a lowly PN3 and had to stand watch like most of the crew. While we were in transit to the gulf, I think after Malaysia, I was standing watch on the starboard side of the bridge with our…

I’m physically unable to breastfeed and I had the older version of this for my third baby, it was LIFECHANGING and I recommend them to everyone who exclusively formula feeds/regularly supplements with formula.

Also (and this is directed at itsnotaboutthepasta), for someone who struggles with breastfeeding it’s not…

My personal take on this is that Michael was the Golden Child in the family dynamics and La Toya imitated him in a desparate attempt to get some crumbs of whatever passed for love in that family.

Not only that, but time has a a way of shaping our memories, particularly if we’ve suffered trauma, or mental illness, or drug abuse, or all three. I have no trouble believing that she suffered abuse at the hands of Joseph Jackson, and exaggerated those memories as she was abused by Jack Gordon, and came to believe…

Lindsay did not listen to anything that girl said. She made up her own story for her in her head and just went with it. People not listening when I’m being clear is a huge pet peeve of mine. That conversation was so uncomfortable to watch. Does Lindsay ever interact with real people because that is not how human conve…

I’m so sad! I had coffee with Ms. Locke a few years ago to discuss a project. She was so lovely. Kind, smart, a little eccentric, but really a joy to spend a morning drinking coffee (she had tea) and talking about film. She was such a talented woman, both as an actress and filmmaker. She will be missed. 

I thought the same thing when a male acquaintance recently told me “I don’t remember grabbing your ass but sorry anyway”. Sooooo this is such common, acceptable behavior for you that it doesn’t register until you realize I haven’t seen or talked to you in months? This kind of reaction can really give you a look into…

I actually can’t believe more police departments seem unaware of this. If you fuck up your community relations, it’s going to be much harder for you to do your job. You need your community to be willing to work with you if you’re actually going to attempt to solve crimes or whatever. Of course, it seems less and less…

Horse people are usually terrible people.

I don’t know what this says about me but when I was a server I always felt so bad charging folks like $2.89 for a soda that cost the restaurant like .05 cents and I would sometimes leave one off (what? Why? I don’t know!) because right off the bat people would be paying like $30 for sodas if there were a few at the…

TBH, I have purchased quite a few items of clothing from them and anytime it fits weird or is the wrong size, they have been super chill about returns. I’ve really only ever had to return 2 items. The reviews and question and answer sections are generally super helpful in helping me determine fit, quality, fabric type…

Sarah Weddington is amazing. She is proof that either lawyers are getting dumber or the quality of law schools and a legal education has gone downhill. She was only four years out of law school when she made oral arguments before the Supreme Court. I still get nervous in district court.

Your handle is my favorite thing ever. In terms of whacking it knowledge, you were far ahead of your time. It didn’t all click for me until I was maybe 19 or 20, and I started having sex at least 5 years prior (early bloomer, for better or worse, always). That’s a lot of years of orgasmless sex. I got SO much sluttier…

meh. I love casual sex and don’t ever masturbate. I have tried it several times and done research to make sure I was doing it right but I just can't be interested in sex with no one else there. If I am alone in bed I am reading or sleeping. I feel like I'm missing out, but then..... meh. I'm just not that into me.

you know how boys start whacking it around 10-11? girls gotta start whacking it earlier too (cause isn’t like the average age when women start masturbating like early 20s?).

I think another thing that isn't talked about is that parents excel at parenting at different points in their lives and their children's lives. I think my dad was a great parent when I was a little kid. He helped me explore the world and learn and be curious, but as I got older, I think he put too much pressure on me.…