I mean really, anything within a 40 mile radius is referred to as “Metro Detroit” so you have a few options. That said, none of these outcomes surprised me in the least.

‘he admitted that his parents Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson haven’t had the whole “You can’t say nigger because you’re white and that’s a word used to subjugate blacks as subhuman and not a cool way to refer to friends” talk.’

Not a parent here-

I’m not embarrassed to carry my tampons to the bathroom. Say something about the tampon in my hand and I’ll take your head off with one swipe :)

Generally you don’t strangle someone just to scare the shit out of them or something; generally you cut off someone’s airway to make them stop breathing and kill them. That said- proving intent, beyond a REASONABLE doubt, is hard to do. People get tripped up on that and think it's beyond ALL doubt even though they are…

Better to be a poseur than to have a permanent shitty tattoo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (trust me, I have one)

Spot on.

Thank you :-)

I'm gonna need to know the name of that place because 1) cheese and 2) I am within driving distance.

Dafuq? Sounds like a real gem, hahaha.

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They’re going with bad character to cover their asses. That kid will probably grow up to be a better adult than the rest of his graduating class and everyone in administration. What a bunch of complete fucks.

Snip the stems at an angle, pull the leaves that’ll be submerged, mix in the included plant food (if any), drop them in the vase and call it a day. Takes like 10 minutes tops and they look good for a week or more. I pull out the dead flowers before they really decay and change the water/wash the vase maybe once and…

Send me a kitten! (And a lifetime supply of Benadryl, please!)

I love, love, love flowers! I have tons of flowers in my landscaping. I also like to receive them. My boyfriend didn’t like to gift flowers because “they are expensive and they just die” but when he saw how happy they make me he started buying them for special occasions. A lady that lives on my route home sells fresh…

The story of my prom: It’s 2006. The school was not allowing anyone over 21 in because they didn’t want anyone supplying alcohol. My bf at the time was 21 so he borrowed a friends ID so he could get in. Didn’t look anything like the guy and I called him by his actual name several times in front of the guys who were…

The girls that work at the Tilted Kilt near me sound like they fit the “preferred” look of corporate. They also don’t wear the tiny shirts and super short kilts. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ She looks good and she shouldn’t let some douchebag restaurant manager’s insults get to her that much. He sounds like a complete dick.

He has a point (sort of). The male country artists are mostly doing “Bro-Country” right now- down with the boys, getting the girls, having parties, and drinking Jack/Crown/other brand name liquors. All of the songs talk about the same things and are all played/recorded by the same session musicians in the studio, so…

I dated a guy once who used to run, and do whatever other outdoor activities he did, in those. He looked so fucking ridiculous in them I laughed at him and he was very offended. That relationship did not last long.

If I’m thinking of the right girl, she and another girl (or girls, not sure how many) stabbed this woman to death and stole from her after they were invited into her home for bible lessons.