These kids are the kind of kids I grew up with. Filthy, no supervision, bad as hell, and tough little shits. It makes me sad as an adult to think about what those kids probably went through at home. Thank you for sharing!

I read “meninist” as “Mennonite” and absolutely none of this made sense. His response to the tweet was perfect, though. I was also going to mention how their tweet seemed racist as well, but I see you’ve already covered that. I am no good with the reading today.

A friend of mine was at Cedar Point (also in Ohio) that weekend and got stuck on a ride with her kids because of the power outage. Granted, they were on the kiddy school bus ride and only got stuck, like, 20 feet in the air, but they had to get “rescued” by firefighters, and because her toddler pissed her pants, they…

That video that your friend made totally creeped me out and now I’ll probably have nightmares. I know it's weird but weird things creep me out.

That is a strange symptom. I know stress can cause eczema which is kind of rashy-looking. Or I wonder if you are allergic to a certain food or something you’re using on your face? That could cause a rash around your mouth I bet. Your headaches sound like migraines. Maybe it hurts in your neck because you’re tense from…

Ibuprofen is the best. Tylenol doesn’t do anything for me. I will take a generic migraine headache reliever (if I catch a migraine in time), which has acetaminophen in it, but it also has aspirin and caffeine and I think those are what work for me. Naproxen is good, but I don’t generally take it because I prefer…

“Expunged” means they suppress it, or make it unavailable to the public. They don’t destroy records (fingerprints are a different story). Just because it can’t be seen by the general public doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist... And I hope it haunts him for the rest of his hateful little life.

A protection order isn’t bulletproof, lieutenant. This is the kind of guy who would lock a woman in a box for 4 months... You think he’s really going abide by an order? Uh, no.

She clearly gives zero fucks about what’s going on (like the rest of us) and she’s hilarious and cute.

When I had surgery I got a bill from the outpatient clinic, a bill from my doctor, a bill from both anesthesiologists, a bill from the lab, and whatever I had to pay the pharmacy. That seems ridiculous.

AMEN! Low-rise jeans make me look more pregnant than people already think I look (which is, apparently, “pregnant enough for people to comment on”). I am not pregnant, this is just my shape. Low-rise does not help this. at. all. Can I get a mid-rise over here?!

This is just my observation from being in court (so not scientific data), but we haven’t seen an increase in the number of people getting busted for possession of meth or for having meth labs. It’s not very popular to use in our area so it’s just the same steady number of busts. We basically sit on a major interstate…

I get it. That's me like all day every day. The cowardly lion look, I call it. Or Sammy Hagar.

Give it another shot. Tell her you loved what she did last time but this time you want something more dramatic.

‘Scuse me, but David Coverdale has beautiful hair and I love him.

I would be a mess if my spouse died unexpectedly and tragically. I would not be able to give a eulogy AT ALL, let alone one completely made up for someone else.

“..but my instincts are telling me to get out now.”

Since stitching a dog bite is a big no-no, you know it was a fairly nasty bite. The dog is old and probably cranky, and you don't just pet someone's dog without asking. Nobody wins here.

I get mine for free. I get the generic version of what my doctor prescribed. I picked up my refill one day and they told me I was all set. I told them I had a co-pay. They said I didn't. I didn't argue. They used to just give me one month at a time, but now I think they give me 3 months worth at a time.