I hear a lot of “I’ll admit it, but I’ll give it the weight it deserves”... Meaning “I guess it could be relevant, but come on.”

Seriously? Unless I’m feeding my kid arsenic, you’re not going to tell me what I’m going to feed them, nor are you going to take. the. food. away (obviously food allergies are a different story). The fuck is wrong with people? These are supposed to be grown ass adults.

I can’t do winged eyeliner. I cuss. A lot. I never remember to wash my face at night (yeah, I know, bad for skin). When I paint my nails it looks like a 3 year old did it. Slicked back or flat hair... I want so badly to do it but I look dumb as hell.

Looking at the order, it sounds like they identify as sovereign citizens, or those not under the law of the land, but under God’s law. Whacky people.

I couldn’t attend my very good friends’ destination wedding because of the cost (I had to have surgery like 2 weeks prior), and so I sent a card and gift card to them when they got back. They didn’t have a shower or anything prior so I don’t think they really expected anything. I think most of the time people are just…

You could put something on the RSVP like “Please feel no obligation to attend if you feel like it would be a hardship” - but probably worded a little better.

OK, I probably sound like an asshole but I don’t give a shit. This lady is clearly USING the toilet. I get that sometimes you have to take your baby SOMEWHERE to feed it so people don’t get grossed out or you need privacy or whatever, and that place may be a bathroom... but that’s totally different. Take 2 minutes to…

I actually teared up reading this. I feel bad for her- losing a pet is hard. Tinkerbell lived a long (and probably better than most humans) life.

It is equally amusing to imagine someone hitting “submit” and leaning back in her chair, cackling.

“I knew what I had done. The whole night is my fault.”

Ok, but the article says she was thrown from the vehicle... Meaning she was outside the vehicle when she died (I'm assuming). Why would they have pictures of her deceased body inside the vehicle if she was outside of the vehicle when she died?

Why are there photos of her clothed in the backseat if she was ejected from the vehicle? That doesn’t even make sense...

I thought that too... Depending on the department, the state police would step in to investigate and usually the state attorney (in my state, the attorney general) would step in and handle the case, I think (?). At the very least, another county’s judge would sit in and handle it, because of the conflict of interest…

Sounds like the folks who quit were up to no good... But then how do you get away with it for 37 years? You have to answer to the state for EVERYTHING. I can see the need for 6 (total) police officers... 3 shifts with 2 officers per shift (for safety reasons, an officer should have someone close for back up). Sounds…

I’d be £30 richer if I could find the thing... Rats!

I had one of the princess Di beanie babies when I was a kid. Lord only knows where it is now.

I took a gander at the collection (online, of course) because I was curious. This looks a lot like that Vera Bradley stuff. Prints that old ladies love and young girls just eat up. It must be a status thing, like ugg boots and northface. My boyfriend’s mom LOVES Vera Bradley. She is also 60-something and quilts- also…

I hope they charge her with felony animal cruelty and yank her veterinary license.

They would probably have to force feed that pill to some, and that is not humane.

I'm thinking about the glossybox- your reviews of it are good and I hear a lot of good things about it from others.