I wear makeup every day, I don't sex every day, therefore makeup wins. Hate on, haters!

I fail to see how that is good news. Hate on, haters!

The art of knowing how much or how little to give a shit so you don't get too disappointed if it all goes south.

I feel like he has been sick / had throat cancer for a REALLY long time :(

Might just be available at certain stores. I know The Buckle offers free alterations on their jeans at my local store, but I know that it's a local tailor and I don't know that every store does it.

I'm seeing that now that I'm losing weight. I have always been relatively thin- not skinny, but a healthy weight. I gained a TON of weight while taking anti-anxiety medication. Now that I'm off of it and losing the weight I gained, suddenly I "look great" again and people are actually talking to/acknowledging me.…

I like that shit.

Yeah he definitely lied to you because my ex got a check in the mail a couple of weeks after we left for the full judgment amount.

My mom did that to my step-dad. Instead of talking about what was bothering her when it was bothering her, she would stew about it, get fed up, and say "fix this or I'm filing for divorce". The last time she said it, he said "if that's what you want, ok" and filed himself. Then she had the nerve to say "I didn't mean…

I had this. I was super jealous of my boyfriend's friend (mostly because I was suspicious of how the friendship actually started, but whatevs). I got to know her and now we're good friends as well. I also let go of suspicions because they weren't helping me make better of the situation.

It's like the people who hate drama and claim it just finds them, like a pesky mosquito.

My mama told me all those things and I still had to learn the hard way for myself. And I still said "I wish someone would have told me!" Uh, they did.

LOL at Sarah- who are you trying to convince that you don't feel bad about not tipping? The readers or yourself?

Yep, that's pretty much how it goes. My ex and I were invited to be (and appeared) on Judge Mathis because they are based in Chicago and we live in their tri-state scan area. They had a ball with our case (egging) and the hair/makeup ladies were fun. The show also paid the judgment so no waiting around trying to…

I was waiting for someone from Jez to try this stuff on when I saw it in stores the other day, and I'm kind of bummed it didn't come out as well as they were hyping it up. Im not plus sized but I am at the higher end of the "regular" sized clothing and I can't find shit at target either. I think it's just terrible…

Leopard is my middle name.

Your dog looks exactly like a miniature version of mine. Flopped-over ear and everything. SO CUTE!

I know I'm probably going to be ostracized here but, whatevs, here goes:

For wedding day makeup- foundation, etc. without SPF in it (if you're taking indoor pictures with direct flash). The light from the flash will reflect off your face and you'll look washed out. I think a lot of photographers use indirect flash though. And no HD powder! That's the worst for light reflecting. Those are…

My not-husband-yet cannot close anything all the way and it drives me absolutely fucking insane. Pulls out a drawer, closes it 3/4 of the way. Takes a shower, pulls the shower curtain closed 3/4 of the way when finished. Screen door doesn't latch, leaves it open. Boyfriend, I will cut you. I think he does it on…