I was probably ... Hmmmm.. 12 or 13? I was told if I went on this canoe trip in the middle of fucking nowhere Canada with the church youth group I would not have to paddle a canoe. I can sit in the front of the canoe and hang because they desperately need 1 more person to be able to get the group rate (or some shit).…

I used to get the model thing a lot, more so as a child/teen/early twenties. I think it's my cheekbones and long legs. I always disliked being asked that, but I think it's because my mom has always been (and is still at 48) very beautiful, and I saw that no one was paying attention to her for being a person but rather…

I felt pretty good about my clearance scores at ulta yesterday... Until now :(

I get it. I probably wouldn't do that to my friends because they would probably think I'm crazy and get weirded out. I could do that to my boyfriend because he knows I'm crazy and doesn't care because he loves me.

"Save the giblets!"

I dance with my dog. She's rude as hell and is always jumping up on me and being nosy so I grab her paws and we dance whilst I sing "private dancer" to her in my best Tina Turner voice.

I could see temporarily placing the children in another home if there were a threat of immediate danger to the other children... Temporarily. But they just straight up gave those kids to someone else with no intention of taking them back? What the fuck?

Nope, nope. Not true. I'm pretty sure Usher is ok at the moonwalk.

Government employee as well. Everyone knows your business even before you do. Even the departments across the street know your business before you do.

Is it the purple glitter one from last month? I got that one. It's ok as an accent nail but any more than that is pushing it.

Generally, yes. I requested more makeup rather than skincare items and I usually get 4 makeup items and 1 skincare item. The shades are sometimes hit and miss because it goes by light, medium, tan, dark, etc. but if you rate the items you can tell them what shades do and don't work for you.

Keep ALL the bags!!! Part of the reason I love ipsy. I'm a bag hoarder.

I love the ipsy box. I get over new makeup and other products pretty quickly so I like to try new things, and I don't like paying a lot for them. The julep box sucked. The nail polish is terrible quality. In my first box I got a completely dried out bottle of polish. That should have been a red flag for me but I kept…

Ipsy has a quiz that you fill out that helps determine the type of product and the colors you receive in your bag each month. If you don't like what you get, you can retake the quiz and/or review the products and they will switch up what you get. I don't know how birchbox works but I like ipsy for that reason.

I got the peach color and I love it. I also love the formula. Super pigmented, so a little goes a long way. If I didn't like anything else in the box, that alone would be worth the $10 for me.

Who orders a steak at Cracker Barrel? Everyone knows you don't order steak at Cracker Barrel because you WILL be disappointed.

A friend of mine has a three year old who is the master of telling lies. He once told the daycare owners that they had gotten in a car accident and that his mom got hurt really bad, she was on the ground and that the ambulance took her to the hospital. Never happened, not even a minor fender bender. He also told them…

That and she's still recovering from the effects of the treatment... Is it possible that she could end up permanently disabled and unable to work at all? I hope not.

That's a good question. I'm curious about that as well. If you give your baby up shortly after birthing it at a hospital, how do they know what you did with the baby if you drop it back off at the hospital anonymously? They presumably wont know who you are or who the baby is, and there will be a birth record. I…

Yep, that usually doesn't happen unless they put on a slow song between sets. People usually ask for the line dance songs that make me want to gouge my own eyes out though.