Imagine being the poor, underpaid, Hillary-voting English teacher at this high school trying to hold the starting QB accountable to his schoolwork. 

+1 heavy fuckin' fee

Enes Kanter is absolutely right here. Freedom isn’t free.

Counter-counterpoint: The Expos uniforms and caps, much like those of the Hartford Whalers, were uniformly* derided and disliked before the teams moved. They are still ugly as shit and are just kitsch for balding middle-aged guys who think people want to hear about their little league home runs from 1987.

Full Sail is a for-profit university that only has a 50% graduation rate.  Also, it’s called Full Sail University and it’s logo is an airplane.  Run!

Gonna reply to myself here.

Neoliberalism functions via the compromising of ideals for profit. When politicians on the left are quick to forsake liberal values for a consensus that drifts rightwards and more and more capitalist, we are forced to look elsewhere.

Eh, posting things to a locked, private social media account restricted to trusted friends and family is not meaningfully different from sending an email to a private mailing list, or just talking to a group of close associates around a dinner table. It’s fine to expect those people to keep what they hear private, and…

Man, I don’t want to hear about curses. Over the past 20 years the Red Sox, White Sox, Phillies, Giants, Royals, Cubs and Astros have combined to win 12 World Series, and every one of them were longer suffering than you.

Or you can say, hey I’m 45, and my team has two rings, both in the prime high school years where stuff like this matters before life sucks everything out of you.

To be fair, if you’re playing the White Sox, Royals, and Tigers 19 times a year, you should win 101 games easily.

I’m sure the million ethnic Muslim Ugyhurs residing in the Xinjiang re-education camps will be happy to hear about the NBA’s commitment to Chinese fans as they assemble for their 5 a.m. re-education seminar. It will make their morning rice gruel taste so much sweeter.

to be fair, 5am is when you have to leave to get to Ashburn by start of business

Gruden: Why so early, boss?

old season preview issues are a joy, let us not only Remember Some Guys but also remember how wrong we are all the time

My ugly 2-deep wall of eagerly awaited Sports Illustrateds, if I’m lucky, will sustain my brain after I can no longer figure out how to operate digital devices.

Hey everyone, this guy figured out that the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars lacks an understanding of how an NFL team operates!

That’s just preposterous. The Rays’ roster can’t collectively afford 80 new suits.

Cousin Greg will win the whole game.

I felt the same way but one day the remote was too far away from me, about a foot, and I watched an episode of Succession.