He needed to give Rick James his jacket back.

Oh man, my neighbor had a 2005 the exact same color and style as the photo in this article, even with the cab. I say had because 2 weeks ago at 2AM we heard a heard crash outside our house, and a drunk in a Fusion had slammed right into the back of it (street parked in front of his house). Pushed the truck about 30'…

Tyrese Gibson was unable to comment, as he was busy hiding his big-ass forehead.

If you ever drove the multitude of terrible cars that came before it, you'd understand. Cars that let you down, made you nervous in bad neighborhoods, could have made you late and cost you your job and put your family at financial risk. Cars that lost all value before the payments were done. If you had to put up with…

Let me just characterize the GMT800s once and for all:

I’d allow it. When I hear a vehicle is “built to last” I always think it’s meant in a mechanical sense.

“I do not want to sit for 90 minutes and listen to tween school drama.”

If you don’t need it, dump it. Now is definitely the time to get a car off your personal financial books, especially since all the subsidies drivers enjoy will probably be gone by 2030. 

Let’s not count out your local Asian and Latin markets, which often carry cooking supplies for people who actually cook a lot. 

Calling Kukoc a rookie is wildly misleading. It was his first year in the NBA, but he was playing professionally for 7 years before that, leading his team to winning 3 Euroleague titles 3 years in a row.

“Why would Toni, who’s a rookie, get the last-second shot and you put me out of bounds?”

As you’re probably aware, Michael Jordan wasn’t in NBA Jam (Shaq and Barkley pulled themselves out of subsequent console release, but this is about MJ). Ever the savviest of businessmen, Jordan retained his likeness rights outside of the NBA’s CBA and made sure he wasn’t in the game.

I mean, tbh, this happened almost a week ago, and this is the first im hearing about it. It seems as though cops killing kids is just normalized in the media, no matter the race. 

Traffic stops should not receive the death penalty.  

He’s lucky if they get to the third date without needing a tetanus shot.

Steadying his massive elephant rifle against a well positioned rock, the ‘Housing and Zoning Inspector’ for Troy Michigan, calmly emptied his entire stockpile of high-powered ammunition into the engine block of the “Excursion” Jeep.

Mechanic: Miss...this will cost you $3500.

There is no such thing as a good HOA. Only ones that haven’t released their inner evil yet.

It’s also shows the level of the community. Presumbly, if people knew their neighbors, they might be able to put 2 and 2 together.

Invoke the anti-eviction powers of the quarantine orders.  The HOA is essentially trying to evict someone from their own property in a time of emergency.  Beat them over the head with the government-mandated exemptions, and then beat them over the head some more with health care workers and finally beat them over the…