So the moral of the story is overwhelm your opponent with proven technology and tactics.

Two carriers with extended ramps on its deck would allow boat traffic to pass.

I vote for the hatchback. The wide opening makes full use of the car’s interior space for hauling stuff.

Serves me right for relying on Wikipedia.

I nominate this guy. An oldie, but goodie.

“No, the reason why it’s slow is that it is powered by a 5.7-liter V8 that produces only 190 horsepower. This makes it less powerful than a Toyota Camry Hybrid. Than a Chevy Malibu. Than a Volkswagen GTI.”

One more to add:

Sounds like you need an SUV or minivan with third row seating for the kids.

Was the sex good?

Take out all ashtrays and people get the message. Most makes and models have alternate “holders” in place of ashtrays you can order and retrofit.

As long as she provides cash, ass, or grass later. Otherwise, she needs to put her damn feet on the floor where they belong!

Here are my worst passenger offenders:

I use a torque wrench on every bolt I touch. It is cheaper to be paranoid than screw up.

You know you can do a helicoil yourself. It does not involve a drill. You need the tap and a tap handle. Just go slowly and flush out the pan with a few quarts of oil.

Here is my story:

To some degree, the Costco auto buying program for its members work like this. One price at a participating dealer. No hassles.

Correction: A CLEAN, UNMOLESTED, WELL MAINTAINED MANUAL MKIV SUPRA WILL APPRECIATE IN VALUE.

Isn't better absorption a good thing? It seems like a waste if we poop out perfectly good nutrients because our digestive tract is not efficient.

Smoothies may have comparable sugar to a soda, but they are still healthier assuming the fiber and nutrients from the original fruit is still in the smoothie. If you eat as much fruit each day as it takes to make a smoothie, go ahead and blend it. No harm, no foul.

Type. Meant to say "by having a small wedding".