While you make a compelling argument, my wife was someone’s first love at some point, and I refuse to stop doing terrible, horrible things to her because of that love.

If I’m dropping coin on a 90s F-body, it’s gotta be the T/A 30th Anniversary edition. Pop-ups, T-tops, and flared nostrils FTW.

While we’re on the topic, don’t forget the slightly less interesting, but much more delicious “Pringler”.

I’m certain the interior will look like every interior BMW has made in the last ten years.

People told him not to make xXx: Return of Xander Cage, but would he listen? Noooooo.

Don’t feel so Saab. It’s not one.

There should be a giant removable tray, like the crumb tray in toasters. Just pull it out and all the loose stuff will be in it. TORCH! Get working on a proposal.

Congrats on having the dumbest take in this article.

I think the headline is misleading in that the Infiniti didn’t directly push the BMW underneath the truck, but I think the Infiniti caused it to lose control and as a direct consequence go underneath the truck.

All I see is a Samurai from a comic book, lying on his back, hands folded on his chest looking up.

Same here.

His most successful tunnelling endeavour to date

.... a nice Reliant automobile...

“The bear left the car’s owners with a steering wheel pulled completely off, the radio ripped out, the back window shattered and a fresh pile of poop”

No, it’s fucking terrible.

“Autopilot, which is at this point an overblown gimmick”

So, diesels need two classes of emissions control equipment - particulate filtration, and some method of reducing nitrogen oxides.

It’s in upstate New York and it’s been sitting for a couple years. They didn’t park it because it was making them too much money.