This happens to me ALL THE TIME. I’m on a 2-lane road behind some fuckwit going 10 under the limit, I wait for dotted lines and a clear road, and I go to pass. Inevitably, the overtake maneuver takes longer than it should, because said fuckwit feels the need to accelerate to prove a point.

Harley Davidsons clog up the tail like nothing else. I’ve never seen one pull over to let anyone by either. They are perfectly content making everyone parade around behind them. 28 (moonshiners run) and the cherahola are far better roads than 129 anyway. I just stick to those.

Tell them to comb the desert, you hear me!

This is not a 2014 Raptor, it’s just a tribute!

Here’s a real one:

I’m working on it.

Mazda wouldn’t bring them to the US so I made my own...

The term “coupe” dates back to the era of the horse-drawn carriage when it was used to describe a conveyance with an enclosed seat for two behind an open driver’s post.

Beats the fuck out of “DuraMax”. DuraMax sounds like a brand of tampon.

Thats what you pass when you only eat powerbars.

You could just about motorboat the filter housings....

FERD PERSTERK DIESULL

E39 M5 would be an awesome choice. 4 doors, good interior space, not too flashy if you don’t go for a bright color. It also sounds amazing and you could buy a very nice example within the budget, maybe even supercharge it if the 400hp isn’t enough. Pictured is my M5 that I daily about 400 miles a week.

Christ-on-a-crutch how many different times do I need to be taken out of the greys?

Why buy 1 stupid car for that price when you can have many stupids?

2011 E63. Available now in Fullerton, CA for just under $30k.

Buddy, I’ve been in your position. You’ve been responsible for a while and now you want something to make your day more exciting, more interesting. More terrifying. What you need to do is throw utility, practicality, and safety out the window. You need a motorcycle. For 30k, you can buy just about any of them, and who…