New Top Gear is brilliant. There’s been clear growth between season 24 and season 25 and it shows. The humor’s a lot sharper and the three have settled into their characters. Chain car racing was honestly the funniest the show’s been since the Reliant Robin road test. This is the best Top Gear’s been in over a decade,…

I think the difference between old TG and new TG was embodied in a single moment in the latest episode. After the conclusion of Matt and Chris’ electric dirt bike race Chris lost his balance and went headfirst off the bike onto a rockpile. With the amigos this would have been followed by a string of bleeped-out…

I fully support Alanis for Top Spokeswoman

I am 5'8". Basically, with how tall the average American male is, I am pretty much Napoleon.

PUT IT IN “H”!

Put it in “H”!

Check you privileged: you’re in the Goldilocks zone for top management, higher avg incomes, and supermodel tall wives.

was kinda thinking the same thing... At that point...it seems like its more of a handicap being that tall, rather than an advantage.

“I just met the guy with the van in the parking lot to see if there really was an underage girl to have sex with. You know, out of curiosity. Not out of wanting to have sex with her. Y’all are gross.”

Obligatory: Greatest test mule of all time.

These things ABSOLUTELY need to be allowed to be street legal in rural areas.

Seriously, why did Jeep never get into the UTV market?

Driving to work and back without paying for gasoline?

even full service guys f up in n.j. they put gas in my e350 diesel ford van multiple times

I’d like to offer my hypotheses that methamphetamines were somehow involved.

clearly, the whole ‘pump your own gas’ is what got them stuck...

They put diesel in it? WTF is wrong with people?