“JUMPED ON BED - TOOTHBRUSH WAS ON BED AND WENT UP PATIENT’S RECTUM”

A religious belief is not eating pork or not working on Saturday. This is treating people like shit and then blaming god when you get caught.

No, Meghan doesn’t have to do anything regarding her family to make you or anyone else feel better.

Zari Tomaz. If you watch Legends of Tomorrow, you understand.

Would you really dump the love of your life, perfect for you in every way, because their genitals were not perfectly suited to your tastes?

This is so sad. Even worse is that all this loss of life (the last flood killed two people) might have been prevented if local and state representatives actually did their jobs. Instead they let developers bulldoze over forest land that would have ordinarily absorbed a lot of the water that is now flooding Main…

I need Mary Steenburgen to guest star in the next season of The Good Place. PLEEEEAAASSEEE

Your 9-year-old deserves better a better influence than you.

I saw it 3 times in the theater when it came out. That and Amelie and the Royal Tennanbaums were the height of film to baby Bitty.

I remember my high school library had a copy of Lady Chatterly’s Lover. It’s pretty sad that the one of the most explicit books I was exposed to as a teen was published 90 years ago.

So I spent the better part of a decade doing very kinky things in a pretty kinky scene of people, and these kinds of articles are always really sad. I’m glad that it mostly (I only skimmed it, because Jesus it was long and not terribly interesting) didn’t kink-shame, so I guess that’s something. But why have an…

Congrats on your recent sobriety, LC, from one sober Jezzie to another!

Or maybe just ban work parties? Or have them in the afternoon, as a thing to do instead of working instead of a thing to do during what should be your free time?

The thing that drives me crazy about the new wave of advent calendars is that they’re almost all Twelve Days of Christmas, leading up to Christmas. But the Twelve Days are supposed to start on the day *after* Christmas and lead up to Epiphany aka Twelfth Day on January 6th! They’re doing both advent and Twelve Days…

I celebrated five years sober on Wednesday. It still feels surreal sometimes. My daughter wrote the most beautiful, touching note to me. It was the sweetest thing I’ve ever read. Been a rough week emotionally, these sexual assault revelations are super tough and bring up a lot of stuff. Hope everyone is doing okay.

The thing about the behavior of both of these men, and many others who behave this way is that they were not legitimately looking to initiate the start of a relationship. They were acting out their own desires with every woman they wished without regard to the feelings or desires of the actual women. This isn’t…

Obviously Catalina is Wonder Woman!

Dale Chihuly, y’all.