Methinks this is the replacement for the Xterra.

I am sick of every other Jalop complaining about bloat on every single car. It’s annoying. Particularly when you have no idea how big said car is, or will be.

I personally like the show. Have to gone too over the top in certain episodes? Certainly. Is it all faked? No.

Think I’m in the same boat as well, I’ve been really put off with the Audi end of things since I bought a modified B6 avant (and thus started spending more time on relevant forums). For some reason I never found the older Audi (pre-1995) crowd quite as obnoxious, but I was younger then, so maybe I didn’t know better.

The way I see it, Corvette buyers are like Del Griffith and Porsche buyers are like Neil Page. I'd rather be seated next to Page on an airplane, but wouldn't want to share a hotel room with either.

She looks like her voice/face model.

Don’t feel bad for us C5 Audi Guys

Also applies to everyone who gave the post a star. I just think they saw a BMW and the “I hate BMW owners!” rage took over and they clicked the star without reading the post.

Old guys at the car show who get visibly frustrated that every car there is getting more attention than their cheese-daddy mullet car that was modded in 1981 and hasn’t been touched since. You are just dying to tell them that furry seat covers are NOT cool any more, and that their Playboy air freshener most probably…

It’s a better performance car, slightly. But it is NOT a better car. Simply put, if offered to 10 Jalops a choice between a brand new M4 or ATS-V free of charge. I am willing to bet at least 8/10 would take the M4 (myself included). Those last 2 would be die hard GM guys, or guys who just have a strong disdain for BMW…

I emailed the guy with the Rolls Royce thing...I asked him what the actual asking price was and here’s what I got:

I honestly thought this was a Mazda Protege at first...

I have actually been in two Pulsars before, but no sportbak (you can pick up the “cap” moderately cheap though). My brother had one as his first car. We utilized the hatch area to house a folding beer pong table. It was no speed demon for sure, but it was moderately decent.

Ive always wanted to own a Chevy HHR SS panel wagon with the factory tune that puts it at 300hp.

These are the most white trash cars ever. I always picture some meth head chain smoking in one of these, 9 times out of 10 someone is smoking in one of these abortions.

R32?

If you actually think calling Germans Nazis is not offensive you’re either ignorant or stupid.

Most of the cars from Korea, America or Japan. Appliance cars. Microwave ovens with seats and wheels.

In 2005 Chevy still offered a few “classic” models including the Malibu Classic (awful thing).

Are you blind or just retarded?