What are you on about even? Raining on face is literally a term that means crying. My post says I cried. What an odd takeaway from my post. ETA: Seems you might be confused. When people go, “Oh it’s dusty in here!” or something that is distancing from crying. Raining on my face means I am crying. As in, lots of tears.…

I mean, they aren’t tucked into a corner booth in a dimly lit diner confiding in each other. She’s at work.

It’s been done I think.

I love that half the damned audience had no farging clue who Luther was/what was happening/why they were such chumps.

My dad was cheating on my mom and we found out he had left her when the child of the woman he left her for came up to me in school (we were in the same class) and told me. Dad had told him to pass along the message.

My 11-year-old daughter found a used condom on the floor of our bedroom while I was away getting radiation treatment for cancer. When she asked her father about it, he said he liked to "do" himself with condoms. She didn't believe him, and after a tortured 3 weeks, she finally told me. When I confronted him, he…

I was dating this guy who was dating another girl we both knew (although I didn't know that at the time, natch.) Well, the night before I was going to fly out to visit my dad, he was staying over because he was driving me to the airport. We're both about to fall asleep when ring!ring! the phone! Guess who it was?

My first husband wasn't very bright. It's never a good idea to cheat on a wife that works for a government agency known for its expertise in spying. Third generation in the same line of work to boot.

Sorry ladies. I win this one.

We had just bought a house, had a baby, and gotten engaged. We weren't following the traditional sequence, but we were okay with that. Our daughter was almost six months old, and I was working 10 hours a day as a waitress while he looked for work after getting out of the Army.

One week, his mother came to visit,…

My (now Ex) Husband and I had been married all of 9 months when I found out he was cheating on me. To make a long ass story shorter:

In the summer of 2013, I had spent 8 Very Long, Very Hard years in graduate school and was a mere two weeks away from defending my Ph.D. My monogamous husband of 8.5 years went over to visit our closest couple friends' of 5 years house to drink and play video games while I worked on all of my dissertation shit.…

Reposted from last year (same question)(still gross!)

My mom was trying to get back in shape after her 4th kid by walking around the neighborhood. She repeatedly saw the same woman walking at the same time as her and so they eventually started up a conversation and became walking buddies. They both talked about their husband and boyfriend, thinking nothing of them…

He'd just come back from a Boy Scout camp (he was a troop leader? I think that's what they're called in English) and as soon as I kissed him hello, he said, "We need to talk." I felt the familiar pang of doom in my belly. I'd been cooking all afternoon for him, but then I could hardly eat. About 11:30 pm we go…

I feel like mine's pretty standard, but I want to share anyway. :-P

So I was living in Israel for a few years (I'm American) and fell in love with a soldier. He had an administrative job in the army so he came home every day. After about a year, he said he felt really guilty about "not doing his part" for the army. That he had a sudden urge to fight for his country and had volunteered…

In college, my boyfriend cheated on me with this girl, we all lived in the same dorm, and she paraded around saying and doing things in front of me that really should have clued me in but I just wasn't a jealous person in general and assumed that if my boyfriend of three months wanted to have sex with someone else he…

I was abroad and my boyfriend at the time was staying the holidays with my family. He was an exchange student at my university. He couldn't go home so he asked to stay with my family even though I was in another country. Just before this time was our university's Halloween party. It's a huge huge event. All night this…