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Thorin, Are you okay?

I'm surprised and delighted people have found this fascinating. It's gotten to the point where he actually doesn't bother me very much because I'm so used to it. Over the past decade or so, I've been able to put some things together about him or at least how he "operates."

So this really surreal story comes from a combination of having a great memory and a lot of lucid dreams. Several years ago, I had a dream where I was walking down a generic town block and I got this crazy sense of deja vu. I realize that I've seen this block before, in a dream I had when I was 12. I look to my

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Say if you had a son, would you really want him to view porn? I have a daughter and no sons, but if I did have a son, I certainly wouldn't want him to be exposed to porn and come to expect that in his normal sex life and interactions with girls. If you had a son, would you want him to be a porn worker (heterosexual,

"Let's make muffins!"

*spoken as a Choose Your Own Adventure narrator*

DESTINY GODLEY!!