Isn't height inversely proportional to BMI? I would think the shorter you are with the same weight equals increased BMI. Xanderpuss needs to grow his hair out (not just in the back - he needs to get rid of business in the front).

Are we sure the Earth's gravity isn't 10% stronger than it was 30 years ago?

Yeah, you're right, that ship is long gone - I'm just having a crap day is all.

How is this article in any way related to pop culture? Oh yeah, because it's just like what Tom Haverford had to do that one time on Parks and Rec.

I prefer my grits on the second go-around - the gritty reboot, so to speak.

It's just I've never actually seen a grit before.

I was totally bullshitting - there's nothing in the article about charities - believe me, I'm not one of those fucking nerd readers, man.

Well, he uses his collection to raise funds for charities - I think he probably feels very fulfilled, given he was able to turn his passion into something that could benefit others…

Ahhhhh, loose-leaf sand-wedge….

.0000000000068 parsec.

What's up with Mr. Met in the first Tweet above - did he just get his stitches out? (har har).

Then the murders began.

Resistor!? I hardly know her!

Same here - on first viewing (when I was 7) I thought the good guys were in the big triangle ship. I wonder if the confusion comes from the editing - or if it made more sense that the stormtroopers would be busting out of the small ship, instead of busting into it. Or maybe I was just a dumb 7 year old.

Get a grip.

"Balls-deep with Disney" - a phrase I never thought I'd hear (but glad I have).

Agreed- movie and dinner is way too long a time to make conversation and hold in your farts.

Only if it's Boogie Nights - (Bon-chicka-wau-wau)

Am I the only one getting a Rorschach vibe off this guy?

Yes - I watched Alien recently and thought the same thing about the chair. Same thing with gaining entry to "Mother". First you enter a code to open the little compartment, to retrieve your "key card", which is then inserted in the slot, and another code entered (something like that) - felt like a few unnecessary…