Sounds like a deleted scene from Mallrats.

"What the fuck is a frush?"

I'll be in my bunk.

Now you can appreciate why I don't want to enter into any real estate deals with these bozos (I'm my wife's brother….and father(possibly)).

Yeah - my wife has suggested we go in with her brother, and possibly father, on buying some acreage in the country, possibly with a house - no way in hell, sister!

Details! Was it black mold? Infested with rats? flaking lead paint? Asbestos?

Somewhat related: every tried joining the century club - take a shot of beer every minute for 100 minutes. Works out to about 9 beers in an hour 40 minutes (math!) - I don't think the alcohol makes it difficult - more the volume of liquid you consume in such a short time - the bloat that sets in at about minute 50…

United needs to outsource their PR statements to the Wendy's twitter department.

Roger, Roger.

You got the first one right - then "shower" and "shave".

Yeah, pedaling a 120 lbs. bike is……not fun.

Hazzard County

Oh good God. Brutal.

You need to YouTube "John Mulaney & The Salt & Pepper Diner".

Is there a rider buried in this article, about brown M&M's - to test that we read the whole thing?

Ah - makes sense - I spent my elementary/junior high years living in that part of town - all day on a dirtbike on trails in the piney woods - much nicer than Katy/west side of town….

Where do you hike in Houston - in and around George Bush park?

Outrageous Conduct was very good, and disturbing. Especially with regards to the kids - the production ignored all child-labor laws, placing them in an extremely dangerous situation. These kids were not professional actors, and their parents had no idea they were exposing them to a production crew that blatantly…

"Gimme back my Dawg" (Slobberbone)

Nice! Tough love.