My son learned to climb out of his crib at very young age (around a year old), and would come out of his room at night. So I reversed the door knobs on his door so the lock was on the outside, and started locking him in at night so he wouldn't get hurt.

Don't worry, that guy was wearing crocs.

I'm no lawyer, but are you saying that once you are boarded, the airline has no right to refuse you passage? - that doesn't sound right.

Jules! I miss you!

You may have stumbled on United's new plan to "encourage" volunteers-

Good question - you would think there would be a protocol that specifically excludes basing the decision on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. - so the airline doesn't open themselves up to discrimination suits.

I don't think Tarlinian is trying to forgive corporations - he/she is just pointing out that from a legal perspective, this gentleman did not have a "right" to that seat, and could legally be removed. Whether excessive force was used - that is a separate question (I'm guessing) - but undoubtedly, from a PR…

Personally, I'm more offended that Pepsi apologized to Kendall Jenner.

Maybe - also, he could be focusing too much on the clitoris, which is obviously a very sensitive area. Not necessarily too rough, but if that is the only place he's going, the prolonged stimulation may be too intense.

Wasn't there a movie where the guy was breaking up with the girl, and was doing the usual, "it's not you , it's me" - and she says "I'd respect you more if you just told me to fuck off". So he says "Fuck off".

Respectfully disagree - in this day and age, oral for both man and woman should be considered part of the basic sexual package.

That's how my dad has made nachos for as long as I can remember - he buys circular nacho chips in bulk - takes a cookie sheet and arranges the chips in 4 X 8. Each chip gets a dab of salsa, a dab of shredded cheese, and a jalapeño slice (he pronounces it "jalapeñ-ya")

It's the Venus de Vin Diesel, wearing a sourdough sombrero.

Correct - you wouldn't get rid of the heater b/c you couldn't afford to heat the water - in that case you could just shut off the gas valve, and let it sit idle.

Then her dad, secretly returning from Iraq, jumps out of the robot, and the girl runs screaming…

They likely had to replace this with a new water heater - in which case, you need to toss the old one to make room for the new. I have an older house, and the previous owners replaced the water heater located in the attic. They just left the old water heater up in the attic - too much of a pain to lug it downstairs.

Well, when you have to hold that kid for the remaining 14 hours of the day, you are more than willing to hand it off - its a no-brainer from a risk/reward perspective.

Mitch Hedberg said that waffles were pancakes with syrup traps - therefore, boys are pancakes with syrup traps.

Girl and Robot take picture every year for three years (the last one is a tearjerker!!)

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