I was thinking about the "chip in the ball" solution. But they would also need the players to wear some sort of sensors on knees/elbows/ect, as that is also a crucial determining factor of spotting the ball. Where the ball ends up after the play is over, can be very different from where the ball was when the player…

Just what we need - Raiders fans that are More psychotic.

liked for "hillbilly goon hack"!

Yeah - I generally DVR the game. I can start about 2pm, and, if they're getting blown out in the second half - I can fast-forward through that sucker, and be done in 1 hour (especially last year).

Dumb and Dumber was good - but Kingpin will always be my favorite Farrelly Bros. movie.

Sure - as others have said, she may be trying to blow you off - but maybe not. You said you thought the date went fairly well, so trust your instincts. Maybe she is just having a bad week.

I love John Carpenter's movies, but I cannot watch them - now that I know he murdered Bob Crane.

I have a friend with a house - he doesn't have security cameras, but he bought two or three of those "black bubbles" and bolted them above his doors to make would-be burglars think he had cameras. Probably only spent $15 in total.

"Never follow a kind Libyan hippie to a second location".

Reminds me of Sean of the Dead - the scene where Sean's group encounters, and walk by, an exact carbon copy of their group.

Yeah - think how heavy that is.

Ha! Riflery - that was some quick thinking (even if it didn't work)!

phrasing…

Back when I was single, a friend and I were drinking at a Mexican restaurant, and he struck up a conversation with two ladies at the next table. He told them we were professional skiers (we're in Texas). Good god, we were wasted.

I kept trying to make it "stethoscope", because that is obviously more clowny. How about Seth O. Scope?

You must label the "stuff", before we can label you.

I have been watching football for 25 years, and I have never seen a player give a fair-catch signal before catching an invalid.

Hello! I'm just seeing your reply (I'm not too good at navigating this Disqus thing, and I hadn't realized you replied until now). Anyway, thanks again - I'll check these out!

The way he's holding up that bag…. how many severed heads do you think are in there?

Just a thought - maybe Jenny Mac and Rob Schneider are CIA operatives. They are generally regarded as bone-heads, and their support of anti-vaxxers, through reverse psychology, actually promotes the idea that vaccinations are risk free - thereby lending credence to the important work of the World Health Organization,…