Yeah - the director's cut includes about 30 more minutes of comedic rape.

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DIGGYSAIDTHEBOOGYSAIDUPDROPTHEBOOGY

Mmmmmmmm……gravioli.

Punched out and strangled? Holy Crap! Did Snake Plissken cruise by while this was going on?

Seconds. Seconds bitches! Hells yes, secondzees

Germans do. Those German's are some swallowin' mutha' fucka's.

First you eschew, and then you esswallow!!

Slobberbone - "I Can Tell Your Love is Waning"
Slobberbone - "Josephine" (this may be a cover)
Slobberbone - "Engine Joe"

10,000 lovers in 1.

"No glove, no love."

Agape love.

I like it. I'm not sure if there are other versions, but the one I've had had a cajun stuffing that was very tasty. Otherwise, it is just like eating baked chicken, turkey and duck.

Or it was made to look like suicide!

Or, Les Miserable du Missouri.

Clueless Neophyte - I think I remember you from the comment section of the movie "Pompeii" - is ancient Rome your field of study? Any good books you can recommend on ancient rome, especially about their technological innovations?

I always liked "let me cut your cake with my knife".

How 'bout "Glae"?

If I remember correctly, that scene was shot in Austin at an actual chainsaw store - Cut Rite (I believe). And they actually have the log out front where customers can test out before buying. Not sure if Cut Rite is still there.

Dear Nudeador Viking the Third,

Crap! Four hours too late!