Crap! Six hours too late!

Take out your checkbook and pay Grandma for the rubdown!

Robin Thicke is the hole in the market.

"Dearth of Tittage" - sounds like a cool band name. sounds vaguely British. "dearth" is such a great word - I hardly hear it used in speech, so lends class to the name. "tittage" - sounds like some small English village.

Thanks Ghost (and AFN), you expressed, more eloquently, the same response I had upon reading Snidely's comment.

It's pronounced "Aus-WEE-pay".

Longest 8.5 minutes of my life.

Makes sense - wow, 1000 yards. It's a wonder they can open any bars - schools are friggin everywhere.

Sweet! - AV Clubbers, chime in with your band name and covers.

Another H-Towner here! I haven't been to Twin Peaks, but I've heard, for the new one they just opened on I-10 West, the neighborhood directly behind threw a hissy fit about the back dining porch being visible to the elementary school 750 yards away, so they had to move the patio to the other side of the building.

Hmmm…. 6 weeks ago when you started seeing each other, did she know she was moving? Is this possibly a long-con she's been playing all along to get you to help her move?

Does this prove that Tommy Wiseau is a cyborg?

That's a Van Halen song (almost).

PrivateIron was just agreeing with Rev, then just saying they don't know anything about X, so isn't really upset about what X's opinions are (I share that sentiment). PrivatIron is not really making any comments about X - so I don't really understand the shit PrivateIron is getting.

No worries! Built This City is so atrocious, I doubt anyone would take up arms to defend it.

Jefferson Starship (or Airplane - I dunno) built this city.

I would think doctors at the Mayo clinic would be working on the hamburger research…

My thoughts were similar to Human J.'s - when you use the term "action sequence", those scenes have stunt coordinators and professional stuntmen. This scene wasn't supposed to have any dangerous elements - this is like those dumb-ass teenagers that video wrestling in their back yard, jumping off the garage roof.

Send the Girl Friday over to the typing pool to bum me a Lucky Strike, ya hea'ah

GNR's AFD set itself apart from Hair Metal: