Seriously, and men wonder why we fear them

FUCK. FUCK. FUCKITY NOPE.

I have absolutely no doubt that this is all too sadly true, but I also love that the narrative structure of this resembles the old “hook hand” scary story. Classic style, well told.

And, you know, Jeeeeeeezus. So glad you got away.

HOLY SHIT.

Your writing style is excellent, the descriptions of the apple orchard and the flight home was so good. I seriously got goosebumps from reading that final line!

Indeed! I should have listened to my mom but of course, I wanted to rebel against her!

This is kind of scary, but the scariest part of this story is how awful my taste in men was/is.

When we were kids, my sister and I watched “Now and Then” with our neighbor friends. We were 4 girls between the ages of 9 and 13 - I was the youngest. Despite my mom’s religious upbringing and banning of Ouija boards and anything else that could be considered Satanic, the movie exposed us to the concept of a seance.

Na…

When my husband and I got engaged, I was living with a roommate. To save money for the wedding, rather than re-upping my lease, I moved back into my childhood home. This meant my parents and grandparents (who lived there) were always keeping an eye out to be sure we weren’t fornicating.

So, being creative, young…

Me wait ALL YEAR for this moment. ALL YEAR.

So gross, so soothing.

She always has been!

I love this advert.

Paddington Bear 2: Plenty of Gin and Tonics by the pool followed by naps. Far far better than marmalade from darkest Peru!

I SHALL BE THIS BEAR

The bear has a red tag on his ear, so he’s already been caught. My guess is he stumbled into a human area by accident the first time, got caught, tagged and released into the wild. After that he figured out how to scope the houses with the best pools and food and now spends his time circling the nicer developments…

I took Monday and Tuesday off work, planning to finish TON of home improvement projects. Reality: Lolled around on my porch for five days, snacking and drinking, reading, and then catching up on GLOW at night. Not at all productive. Don’t care. It was awesome. I am the bear! I probably should have planned ahead and…

I am not this bear, but I have a mimosa waiting for him.

You think Pruitt isn’t affecting the animal kingdom? They are stressed the F out too!

I personally didn’t see it as praising Trump but I did get a whiff of “wow, cool, let’s watch it burn.” Lynch didn’t seem to be bothered by what Trump is doing, but just admiring that he is getting away with it. I guess I expected more initial outrage first and then the amazement. But then, I admittedly did not read…

The school he works for ought to be more worried than they appear to be. They took a big risk in hiring him. Imagine if some new allegation surfaces and the victim sues the school for hiring him and putting her at risk. It’s not like the school could pretend they had no idea he might do it.