And that’s why adults get away with it

hopefully no one will make the mistake of confiding in someone as awful as you, then.

It goes on everywhere frequently. I’ve been in corporate America for over 30 years. I could fill this comment section with just the stuff I know personally is true and was acted upon to at least some extent. And that’s just the “inappropriate” behavior. When you add in the general shit job that HR always does to…

seemingly made up

I don’t get my news from a gossip site. I get my damn gossip from a gossip site and my news from a very expensive newspaper that is delivered daily to my doorstep.

When whomever gets arrested on Monday and has to do their perp walk, I am so totally going to use, “Looks like someone has a case of the Moooon-days.” from ‘Office Space’.
Because fuck all of those people.

Police are asking for anyone with information about the suspect to call Crime Stoppers at 615–74–CRIME.

Look, it’s just about economic insecurity. And I’m sure there were good people in this group. Many sides, folks. Many sides.

I’m sure that this was all due to economic anxiety.

Let me guess, they then ran off like the cowards they are.

I’m pretty sure he was trying to write “covfefesucker.”

Kellyanne Conway dressed up as a Revolutionary clown, Seb Gorka wore his dad’s old Nazi uniform (and medals), and Roger Stone wore his best Gilded Age tycoon cosplay. Trump gave a Bannon-written speech that plagiarized from a Batman villain. We aren’t dealing with mental giants here.

The timing of the indictment announcement was definitely intentional. He’s giving the Trump administration a weekend to collectively freak the fuck out and start turning on each other as they await the arrests.

The charges are filed, it is a sealed indictment. Something prosecutors use for any of several reasons. If they’re working with the person and want to give him time to put his affairs in order before turning himself in, they do it this way. If they think someone is a legitimate flight risk and they want to arrange a…

I finally have a reason to look forward to a Monday!

About a decade ago, Roger Stone basically told me he’d have me killed if I and a friend didn’t stop poking around some shady email shit he and Michael Caputo were trying to pull (for fun and profit) in NYS. (No joke) So yeah, fuck that asshole.

Wait—what about a possible arrest? Who gives a shit about Uncle Pennybag’s Twitter feed, I’m off to find out whether we’re finally at the beginning of the end of this nightmare!

But what if sleep paralysis is just a convenient way to explain away truly paranormal experiences?

To be fair, Madeleine did say not to post these. They’re annoying af to lots of us.

Read this on the way home and enjoyed the mild creeping. Picked up my preschooler, did the normal dinner and bed routine, looking forward to reading the comments. As I kissed my sweet child good night she said to me, “Mommy, can I get another animal in the middle of the night instead of [bunny she’s slept with since…