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Eau De Stepfather

As long as they promise that it's unsinkable.

Did that thing where my brain worked faster than my eyes and read that as "Stuart Little".

Woot!

If by "play" you mean look at my dick, lets do this!

I never thought of that, but yeah, that would make me feel a lot better on the inside.

Hey, that's almost perfect.

Yeah, the whole enemies popping in the air was a bug in RE. When they couldn’t fix it they retitled it DmC and made it a feature.

It’s one of the few times a bug REALLY has been a feature.

#SquadGoals

My weird combos:

Yup, first one that made me feel like gagging.

Peanut butter and pickle. Peanut butter and banana. Butter and jelly.

Cottage cheese with some black pepper with Chicken in a Biscuit crackers.

You don't know how he self-identifies.

One of my first Minutemen quests was to help defend a settlement from some dastardly mutants. These mutants would not leave these poor farmers alone and were constantly raiding them. When I looked on the map the location I had to clear was on the other side of the world, kind of a long commute to plunder.

This happened a few weeks ago:

Glass tends to act very awkward when frozen. Had a buddy cut a tendon on a beer bottle that shattered during opening after being in a cooler.

Maybe when the pipes contracted from freezing some connection threads loosened?