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Southland Tales, The Box. Also did a great commentary track with Kevin Smith for Road House.

I hope she’s ok.

My wife has had one of those in her bedside drawer for years...

Eau De Stepfather

The real question is "Magnets, how do they work?"

As long as they promise that it's unsinkable.

Easy solution: Don't watch it in a car.

The post-credits scene should be Deadpool at his computer writing the sequel.

Did that thing where my brain worked faster than my eyes and read that as "Stuart Little".

Woot!

If by "play" you mean look at my dick, lets do this!

I can beat everyone. Saw a Mom and Dad with a 5-8 year old at the 9:30 PM Sunday showing of Eyes Wide Shut. They stayed the whole movie.

I never thought of that, but yeah, that would make me feel a lot better on the inside.

Hey, that's almost perfect.

Yeah, the whole enemies popping in the air was a bug in RE. When they couldn’t fix it they retitled it DmC and made it a feature.

It’s one of the few times a bug REALLY has been a feature.

Affleck's films are actually pretty good at leaving the camera alone.

True Story: This occurred on Saturday August 29th, 1998. I was on AOL while Mallrats made it's television debut on ABC. I was in a movie chatroom and all the people that were in it had ONLY seen this version. They were trashing it hard. I posted that it was one of my favorite movies of all time and that the TV version

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