I don’t even know what the fuck you said, kid. But you reached out, and touched a brother’s heart.
I don’t even know what the fuck you said, kid. But you reached out, and touched a brother’s heart.
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Honestly that is the only PS4 exclusive I have much interest in.
I noticed that. No one reporting on the glitch ever explained that "buying back" all the sold ammo actually resells and doubles it.
Junior year of high school I had a role in the school play. During a boring rehearsal a girl and I went to the back of the auditorium to make out. One thing leads to another and pretty soon I'm getting a blowjob. We get caught and we both get kicked out of the play (sucks for her because she was the female lead, I was…
Every outlet is reporting "The cause of death is unknown". Isn't that like seeing a Quentin Tarantino trailer followed by "This Film is Not Yet Rated"?
"1/2 the homeless guys I've been attracted to" is a great line.
The lifestyle of late nights, motels and coke just scares the shit out of me.
About six months into performing standup (I'm now near 3 years) I had a 1-2 minute bit about my sperm. Kinda graphic. Told it at a pizza place with my parents and friends in the audience. It bombed. Hard. I've since rewritten and added a nice tag and the joke totally works, but when it was new, oh god...
I can’t star this hard enough (with your written consent of course).
There’s more than one Wilson Phillips song? Is it on a bootleg cassette or was it recently unearthed?
It actually is about the meaning of words. See, comparing someone to Hitler, or something/someone to the Nazi’s may be INSENSITIVE to a Jewish person’s feelings. But to say it’s anti-Semetic completely dilutes the meaning of that particular word until it doesn’t mean anything.... I guess I must be some sort of grammar…
Uh.... No it isn’t. Maybe look up the definition of the word.
Christians should be offended by being compared to the Nazi’s, those German pansies only had a 25 year run. Not even in the same division.
Once ate a pound of those orange slice gummi candies, the purple (grape) ones. Shit out a 16” neon purple python.
Yeah, that’s my thought too.
Somehow your device auto corrected “morphine” into “cola syrup”.
Have you not seen Birdman?
It’s all CGI, sadly.
“Keep the Mexicans out of Georgia, unless they gain lawful citizenship and want to wash dishes.”