Bunker Bitch is broke AF. He’s not going to miss another golden chance to fleece his cult on the way out.

It’s worked great for the evangelists. “GOD SAYS I NEED A NEW JET!” Where do I send the money?

Legit fucking morons...I still can’t comprehend how any follows or even supports this piece of shit.  All while my father in law is one of them.  It’s just mind boggling and, I don’t even need to go over all the reasons why.  We’ve spent the last 4 years doing just that.  He’s garbage, throw him out.  

We really can’t afford to be dismissive of this, the way we were dismissive of Trump’s campaign in 2015. Or how we were dismissive of Trump fighting the Mueller investigation in the press.

A lot of us still have PTSD from 2016 and it feels the same as it did then... Polls showing Trump trailing.... all of the data pointing to a landslide victory for Biden.... only to have Trump win anyway. At this point nobody really knows because we no longer trust the polls anymore. We’re going to find out within the…

As long as the President and Attorney General both endorse and protect this kind of behavior, they’ll keep doing it. If Biden wins the election, look for the new AG to suddenly be very heavy-handed in cases of intimidation and the like.

That these sorts of people exist is so profoundly depressing and terrifying. What are these inbred, slack jawed, knuckle dragging, assholes in their bro-dozer pick-ups going to do when Biden wins? They don’t seem to have much of a limit - terror tactics on the street. Plotting to kidnap and kill Governors?…

It’s going to take this country a long, long time to recover from this four years.

And our lovely president stoked the fires even more. This is how sad America has become. Pathetic.

Jealously isn’t a good look dude. “Overpriced” is in the eye of the beholder. Some people can easily afford these, just because you can’t doesn’t mean there’s something objectively wrong with it.

So the C8 is overpriced, got it.

Over priced for who?

Keep it up, fuck the haters. You get paid to write for jalopnik and they don’t.

Imagine thinking cars aren’t politics in 2020. Ram releasing a truck which achieves ten real-world miles per gallon is a political statement.

But there’s water! Who could have planned for that??

“wE’rE gOiNg To ReInVeNt HoW cArS aRe MaDe!”
Can’t even design a bumper cover to stay attached. My career has been in engineering in this industry. This is laughable. 

And the fact that parts just fall off isn’t even the shittiest thing about Teslas.

How many times do we have to tell people Elmer’s glue is NOT waterproof and it does not bond non-porous materials.

Subaru extended the warranty when they learned they had a problem. Tesla slashed theirs. That’s the difference between Tesla and other car companies, right there.

Standard Performance Package is a plus, but enthusiast buyers won’t be excited about paying for the extra safety gadgets.