Dear Patrick Redford, you live in the US. Don’t refer to uniforms as kits.

More like the Duchess OF COCK

We’re not supposed to talk about it, but some Minnesotans are born with the uncanny ability to control the waters of a nearby lake.

this was the Studio 54 principle at play

I sure as hell didn’t root for the iceberg!

Every flat earther stems from a round world.

needs more GAEM THEORY

When asked for further comment the Nigerian President had the following to say:

[Watches clip]

11. Parmesan pastry pups

“As someone who enjoys watching conflict porn, I know that war is a last resort, unless there’s nothing but reruns on.”

Jade.

LOL, coffee and weed I think that’s called a suburban speed ball.

Or, as I prefer to call it, “one foot on the gas, one foot on the brake”.

Even on work days and I’m never happier to have my own office than when I accidentally hit it a little too hard before work.

That’s what Litvinenko said!

I have never, in all my years of spades playing ACROSS THE WORLD, has anyone every said at a table that guarantee is the big joker. Fuck otta here doesn’t even cover it.

Two Worlds, One Cup.

I went to a high school in a really, really wealthy suburb (my family was really, really unwealthy), and there was a type of rich boy, all of them trust fund brats, sort of the Midwestern, North Shore equivalent of Diaper Don. They all had expensive cars and shitty attitudes. When I was young, I hated and feared them.…

Snoop likes sports. I’d go to every championship series too, if I could.