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The funniest line in this post was “Additional reporting by Tom Ley.”

“Wife, I very much enjoyed this dinner. I shall now pre-select a HIGH FIVE in order to express the happiness this meal has brought me.”

Let’s just this fight moved her....TO A BIGGER HOUSE.

I had a remote controlled dachshund. He was tan, and the controller was blue, and shaped like a bone. Since it was the 70's, the controller was attached to him by a cord (like a leash!). He walked, wagged his tail, sat, and would bark. I loved him so much, I wore him out. My Grandfather and my dad took him into our

Based on her Twitter feed, it means that she won’t be able to handle praise.

Hahahaha, I mean of course I know what “lean” is, but maybe you should explain to everyone else what “lean” is, in case they don’t know what it is.

This whole thing has Inception-level layers of stupid.

More like Horny County!

This is far more complicated than you know. Kermit was both Muppet Show and Sesame Street. Big Bird was in the Muppet Movie.

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Dear Guy Who’s Not Coaching But Who Definitely Knew About The Rapes,

poops and then eats it and throws up and eats it again and then poops poop eating throwup eater smelly poop poops.

Wait, this statement implies you don’t piss in a bidet. Have I been wrong about them my entire life?

I pissed in a bidet once. Also very drunk.

Mid-summer. He will be brought down when we uncover the details of his financial relationship to Deutsche Bank. That’s where the Russian money comes in. He’s laundering money for organized crime and that’s what Putin has on him.

No. No it isn’t.

Trump wouldn’t turn down a white Russian though.

I imagine drinking with GWB would be a fucking blast. Something makes me think Laura makes one hell of a margarita. Personally, I’d like to get stoned as fuck with Obama (and I no longer smoke) because you KNOW Obama has some great White House stories to tell.

You’d love it Master Shake! The key is timing. Start the Mac’n cheese first, get a pan hot next to the Mac’n cheese, make the eggs, leave them a tiny bit under cooked, don’t over scramble. Dump them into the Mac’n cheese pan, and use an extra cheese packet and stir together.

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I live 5 minutes from Pepe's.... I've also never even heard of a steamed cheeseburger. The only thing steaming is my anger towards this list!!