Nice to see Cadillac and Lincoln vying for the most mediocre offering position in the segment.

Nice!

Ann Arbor? My Milano is running right now - you have a one week window to drive it.

vary careful

It’s a word that gets tossed around perhaps a bit too much when you’re dating the sister of the 2012 Nice Jewish Guys cover boy and everyone in her family knows that your circumcision was strictly for medical reasons.

I actually predicted this one. The satisfaction upon seeing it was immense.

Uh, we have this covered: http://blythbros.com/second-to-last…

It’s the right amount of car with the right amount of stuff.

It’s may; don’t be that jackass who forgets to pack a speedo.

That was either on 4/22 or 4/21! I can count on two hands the number of days I’ve driven that.

I got caught doing 30 over on Southfield in Dearborn/Allen Park with no plates and no license the day I got my Alfa back running (no hood either!). White privilege got me out of plates/license part I have to believe, but I did get the full speeding ticket. Never had issues at the Detroit line past Ford road.

Who does number two work for?

And a less majestic view from Timberline Lodge:

Let’s count the number of air inlets on the front of the vehicle.

It gets better:

Schnitzel the Dachshund in my (former) Alfa Milano.

Patrick George with a proper 4C review!

Does Charmeleon have a sister?

The Cars paradox deserves a spin-off article. Ford Flex that shit.

So many “break”-ins with mine. First I “broke” in the rebuilt engine. Then the rear axle “broke”. Then I rebuilt the “broken” “brakes”. Then the timing belt tensioner “broke”. Then I “broke” in a fresh timing head. Then the front torsion bar “broke”. Then I “broke” wind, because I had finally driven the car to taco…