It’s kind of a slow day, so here’s a few header images for the inevitable repeats of this article in the foreseeable future:

27 percent more, 13 horsepower, so... The Mk7 had 48 horsepower?

While the price has only increased 2.9 percent, VW is giving 27 percent more power

I stand corrected on one point: Columbus Day was federalized by President Harrison after the mass lynching of Italian natives.

Most non-car folks are just going to see a clean, but very old, no-frills 4x4, and have no clue how much a Bronco in that condition can go for now.

This is an incredibly salty take and in very poor taste considering the Glick has been a friend to Jalopnik for years.

There goes professionalism. Sad to see this website have to find trivial reasons to criticise a racing effort just to try and bait the owner into getting into a click generating argument. This is some stupid-ass piece, not even journalism, really, as that’s been done by Autosport and just repeated here with a “hot…

Not just hateful but hostile 

Damn, this could have been a decent article. Talk about how historically teams that have run partial seasons haven’t succeeded. Talk about I’d there really is an economic benefit through advertising. Lots of things to build a decent article off of. But this is just such petty bullshit. What the hell, man?

Right? Even if there was a valid criticism (there isn't, really), this is so confrontational it comes across as personal and petty. I've defended some of these hot takes from this author, but this is some of the worst shit I've seen here

Man, Jim has been around these parts longer than you have, and always been a good dude to talk to. Why are you always interested in the hate train?

I saw the title and author, I then thought to myself: “Does rust burn?”.

Did you watch the video? I’m pretty sure she’s something other than a white woman.

As someone of Indian origin, but grew up in North America, how is this name alright, but not Cherokee?

Calm your shit, Bradley. It’s coming.

Young man, you might think you are too much of a ‘nerdish’ engineer or loner tinkerer to create the right bonds in your life, but rest assured the love of your life will come. Out of a blue, never expected, a life partner who doesn’t take issue with car parts in the dishwasher, power coating baking in the oven, and so…

I should probably start driving more press cars. It’s the reason why so many people enter this line of work in the first please!

They’re driving McLarens, and I’m driving 275,000 mile Land Cruisers and rotted-out Postal Jeeps.

I’m doing it wrong.

David, if you ever make it down to Florence, Y’all you can drive my unicorn of an F-150 I just bought sight unseen and drove back from North Carolina.

I’m happy to fuck off, of course, but I do want to correct that I have a lot of respect for the Everyday Astronaut and enjoy his very informative and in-depth videos. Also, I think I made it pretty clear that the test was a success?

Here in Finland less than a quarter of cars have AWD and it snows everywhere. It’s not an issue unless you are an idiot.