@Steven J. Henningsgard: Right, because Apple has no money...

@nosauten: Really? Have you ever had really good food? Because I'd wait hours for some of the meals I've had.

Apparently I'm the only person who feels for Kanye. Oh well.

@Bullshooter: If George Bush wanted us to know he was sincere, he'd apologize for his 8 years in office to the entire planet.

@lvlln: People have been saying that for more than a decade. There's a mac blog website called CultofMac. Sure, it's a cutesy comparison because of some of the hardcore fanboys, but if you think it's anywhere near being an ACTUAL cult, you're retarded.

@rentahero1: Um, what? The Sony Bravia is a huge selling tv.

@satyrica: Makes me all the more glad I went to private school :D

@JimboLodisC: Apple feels threatened? No, they're just trying to make themselves look good, just like any company would. Apple made 42 billion dollars in revenue last year. Google made 23. Jobs presented some numbers based on pure operating system activations. Now all the fandroids are just as pissed as the apple…

@rentahero1: I was too, and with some products I still am, but for the most part they're pretty reasonable. To me it's no different than a Sony TV costing more than a Daewoo or whatever. Sometimes there's a reason you're paying a bit more. Obviously this isn't applicable to ALL their products (the Mac Pro being a…

@WestwoodDenizen: Yeah but just aiming and pulling a trigger, you don't get to see the other person realize their fate quite the same way

@BlunderBus: Oh, you mean like smoking cigarettes, which are substantially more harmful to you? You know, those legal, government taxed cancer sticks.

@spectralveil: That's okay, I'll just steal it and re-patent it, since that's how our patent system works.

@rentahero1: Fair call on that. I was just suggesting that in comparison, Apple's prices in a lot of markets aren't really that outrageous.

@Blackened2k6: Oh no, I know. That was part of the joke I guess. Weed is substantially less harmful to you than cigarettes or alcohol (from what I've read).

@WestwoodDenizen: I realize that now. I still want one of those guns though.

@Bill Clinton: I knew you were my favorite president for a reason.

@chefgon: Because technically, that was the RIAA's law.

@lvlln: Was waiting for that. Predictable troll is predictable.

@VideoVampire: LASER VAPE. GENIUS.

@out0mind: I also want them to be able to sync screens wirelessly so I can watch a movie while I take a shit, and then continue the movie from my kitchen-mounted iPad while I cook dinner. Obviously I'll need another one mounted at the sink in-between these steps for when I'm washing my hands.