@JimboLodisC: Based solely on phones for the next few weeks, tops.*

@some1else2: Last night I met a friend and told him what I'd been up to lately. I didn't have to use 140 characters or less, I didn't have to change any privacy settings, I didn't have to upload anything, or log in, etc etc etc.

@coreyonfire: Eh, I guess. My problem is that I'd either need to spend 10 years settings up all my privacy privs, or create like 15 different Facebook accounts.

@Ding-Dang: Is the inside patterned like Tauntaun guts? That is AWESOME.

@Dougiefresh91: Not sure what Calvin and Hobbes you read, but this is clearly designed after Winnie the Pooh.

Apparently I should be an Android user instead of iPhone. Except that I hate birds.

Style conscious users? Even Hellen Keller could feel that thing and see how fucking ugly it is.

Well, that's cute. Moving on...

@Mikestan: I second what porkrinds said. If you don't think young people are buying content, you're on crack.

@ddhboy: Seconded. Really sick of people whining about this shit.

Rabble rabble Steve Jobs rabble rabble Apple rabble rabble Kool-Aid rabble rabble fanboy!

For anyone who didn't actually WATCH the keynote, Jobs never said he was talking about phones. He was talking about mobile OSes. That just means a portable OS, not a mobile phone. Quit freaking out that the numbers include other devices, which he clearly stated.

@arebelyankee: He never even said he was talking about phones. What the hell keynote did YOU guys watch?

@jblues: So you're saying Microsoft would be hypocritical by announcing their market share in computer OS, because it includes computers built more than a year ago?

@JimboLodisC: No, you're just drinking a different flavor of Kool-Aid. It's still Kool-Aid.

@Hackholm: If you think Google isn't going to include all the Android tablets in their numbers the exact same way Apple does with iPod/iPad, you are retarded.

@capitalsown: It's attaching a typewriter keyboard to a computer. It's about as logical as a phone with a walkie talkie. The only reason for owning something like this is so other people can see how cool and retro you are... kind of like people who still buy vinyl records. Pompous, pretentious, douchey.

@joetato: Agreed. I thought my stomach was trying to kill me, which I can't really blame it for.

@Preacher iTofu a.k.a. Scammer Money: Oh I don't either, and there's definitely a lot of things they can still add to it in future versions. Either way, moving it from their "hobbies" to their main product line is definitely a good move in my book.

@Preacher iTofu a.k.a. Scammer Money: Your dreams of it being called iTV were crushed too :P. Haha. I was pretty sad about no game or app support at all.