Choons? Chooning? Yes?

@(Xeraphim): All jokes aside, this actually seems pretty plausible.

@Yeah!: Wow, and we thought iPad was a stupid sounding name for a tablet. Speedbook? Lame. Wouldn't surprise me if you were right, but I kind of hope you're wrong.

Obviously it's a cross between the Kindle and crystal meth.

Or... you could just buy an iPhone.

@Jaredu: I suppose I should have put #sarcasm at the end of that or something.

Maybe I'm the only one, but I find the PS controllers to be much more comfortable than Xbox.

The expression on the guys face waking up is perfect. Every morning when my alarm goes off, the first thoughts that cross my mind are as follows:

@jeremytownsend: Funny, my friend texted me literally that exact sentence this morning about the same thing.

@techynottreky: Bluray game disks (which is what PS3 already runs on) already hole 50GB. Average gamer probably has what... 10 games? Hardcore gamer probably has 20+?

@twothefutureandbeyond: Technically, PS3 games aren't sold on any of those...

More pixels = better phone! I know this, because smart people say megapixels!

I think we can all agree that if RIM ever makes this into an actual phone, the few people left who still take them seriously in terms of phone design and aesthetics will head for the hills.

@Hi: And I guarantee that flight pattern isn't "Fly directly into restricted airspace over Washington DC and scare the shit out of everyone".

@Denver: Haha, only reason I read the comments was to see if anyone had posted this yet! Looks like you guys beat me to it. This episode was just on the other night. Fuckin' hilarious.

@tylerbrainerd: I wish I could do that, but I just use my iPhone for way too much shit to ever go back to something without VPN, remote desktop, flgith tracker, london tube map, etc and the list goes on and on haha.

@Denver: Ha! Shit, totally set myself up for that one. Well played.

@D.LYTE: Yeah, that's cause building forts is the SHIT. I miss being a kid haha.

@tylerbrainerd: Eh, I just text so much on my iPhone that I can text without looking. My inner 14 yr old girl is extremely proud.

@tylerbrainerd: Texting while driving is actually really easy if you're not stupid about it. Try to look away and text a whole paragraph = smash. Occasionally looking down and tapping a letter or two at a time = less chance of smash. Learning how to text without looking at the phone at all = no smash.